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Official 'What did you wear today?' Thread

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dalamon said:
Congrats oreillycephalus, you have the support of some Texan who wears red basketball shorts flip flops to school.


And people wonder why Americans are considered fashionably retarded....
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Black basketball shorts and slip ons, not flip flops. Christ, if you are going to insult me, be accurate.

Maybe if you lived in a place were it's 90+ degrees and 90%+ humidity you would understand.
 
dalamon said:
I like all of these judgements pouring in on me, when you guys a) don't know me, b) have seen maybe one outfit of mine that I'd wear out.



Do I like dressing up nicely?? Yes. But I wouldn't say I'm a try-hard for it. I do it solely for self-satisfaction, not to impress anyone. People call me a hipster, and 'indie' (whatever that means), but I have seriously never been told that my style is douchey. Not even from older people, I was at a dinner on Saturday night with the doctor of the prostate cancer research lab I volunteered at, and an old man told me that most of his colleagues could take cues from a guy like me. Seriously.
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Did he give you a handjob under the table afterwards?
 
When I was in my teens I liked to dress very casual. As I started into the business world, going up against guys twice to three times my age, I started dressing like a million .. Kind of had to in order to be taken seriously. I still know how to put it together, but I've lost interest in impressing anyone anymore, so I pretty much just wear jeans and t-shirts nowadays.
 
dalamon said:
... but I have seriously never been told that my style is douchey. Not even from older people, I was at a dinner on Saturday night with the doctor of the prostate cancer research lab I volunteered at, and an old man told me that most of his colleagues could take cues from a guy like me. Seriously.
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So a bunch of old guys that know about a serious *** ache would take tips from you, eh?

repped?
 
Keep the hate comin'. If you guys are so darned jealous/insecure, then do something about it. And no, this doesn't mean buying 9 dollar vans at Ross.



And Cy, you could always wear shorter shorts and a thin short sleeve button down. Don't have to dress like my ten year old brother just because it's hot out.



And lol @ the 45 year old with style reminiscent of the great depression telling ME that I dress poorly. You guys are rich. Sorry for making a typo on this bogus iPhone, crucify me why don't you.
 
dalamon said:
Keep the hate comin'. If you guys are so darned jealous/insecure, then do something about it. And no, this doesn't mean buying 9 dollar vans at Ross.



And Cy, you could always wear shorter shorts and a thin short sleeve button down. Don't have to dress like my ten year old brother just because it's hot out.



And lol @ the 45 year old with style reminiscent of the great depression telling ME that I dress poorly. You guys are rich.
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My shorts are above the knee. I don't wear ridiculously big basketball shorts (even when I play, I hate those and pretty much any baggy clothes). Actually, they are probably closer to soccer shorts (and may actually be soccer shorts).

My shirts are also fitting and show my killer bod.

You getting wet yet?
 
dalamon said:
Keep the hate comin'. If you guys are so darned jealous/insecure, then do something about it. And no, this doesn't mean buying 9 dollar vans at Ross.



And Cy, you could always wear shorter shorts and a thin short sleeve button down. Don't have to dress like my ten year old brother just because it's hot out.



And lol @ the 45 year old with style reminiscent of the great depression telling ME that I dress poorly. You guys are rich. Sorry for making a typo on this bogus iPhone, crucify me why don't you.
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what's your preferred brand of blow dryer?
 
Cyrone Torbin said:
My shorts are above the knee. I don't wear ridiculously big basketball shorts (even when I play, I hate those and pretty much any baggy clothes). Actually, they are probably closer to soccer shorts (and may actually be soccer shorts).

My shirts are also fitting and show my killer bod.

You getting hard yet?
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I respect you more. I figured you were repping some lame Jordan shirts and an even lamer band shirt. But I suppose you might not be fashionably retarded.



Can't say the same for the rest of you Tahn's. It okay though!!! I'm here to teach ;)
 
dalamon said:
I respect you more. I figured you were repping some lame Jordan shirts and an even lamer band shirt. But I suppose you might not be fashionably retarded.



Can't say the same for the rest of you Tahn's. It okay though!!! I'm here to teach ;)
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I'm fairly fashion retarded. I don't wear any cheesy/corny/lame stuff, but I wouldn't call myself a sharp dresser either by any stretch.

That and I have a knack for ****ing all my nice dress clothes up somehow.

When it gets cold I wear a jean jacket with a gray hoodie underneath. Make fun of me.
 
Also I have a severe lack of respect for anyone that tucks in shirts to jeans or wears a blazer with jeans.
 
Cyrone Torbin said:
Also I have a severe lack of respect for anyone that tucks in shirts to jeans or wears a blazer with jeans.
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Tell that to Chuck Norris

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Also

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dalamon said:
Keep the hate comin'. If you guys are so darned jealous/insecure, then do something about it. And no, this doesn't mean buying 9 dollar vans at Ross.



And Cy, you could always wear shorter shorts and a thin short sleeve button down. Don't have to dress like my ten year old brother just because it's hot out.



And lol @ the 45 year old with style reminiscent of the great depression telling ME that I dress poorly. You guys are rich. Sorry for making a typo on this bogus iPhone, crucify me why don't you.
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Who was that?
 
This has been a fairly entertaining thread.

Somebody needs to post some more pics of something or other.

Or .. how about jewelry? Any men here wear any jewelry? Gold-plated herringbones or the like?
 
PKM said:
This has been a fairly entertaining thread.

Somebody needs to post some more pics of something or other.

Or .. how about jewelry? Any men here wear any jewelry? Gold-plated herringbones or the like?
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how about you show us your barbed-wire tattoo?
 
PKM said:
This has been a fairly entertaining thread.

Somebody needs to post some more pics of something or other.

Or .. how about jewelry? Any men here wear any jewelry? Gold-plated herringbones or the like?
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The only jewelry that I ever wear are wristbands that my daughter makes for me.
 
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