The Thriller
Well-Known Member
I would be shocked if Monroe was gone and the Jazz passed on Patterson. He has all the Jazz requirements:
1. IQ off the charts
2. Ability to speak in paragraphs
3. NBA ready body
4. Down plays his ego
5. Slips in "working hard" every 3 sentences or so
6. Position of need
7. Ability to draft the next best thing to a white guy that can play is a black guy that can play with a name right out of the Irish suburbs.
Assuming they are not high on Aldridge. I am not sure why Cole is a bad pick at 9.
Does he own a John Deere?