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Preseason Game #3 Jazz at Lakers

You'll have to excuse my friend, he's a bit slow.

Just realized sgjazzfan was talking about Kanter putting his Enes in my Onus.
 
I have a feeling the Lakers aren't going to be as good as ESPN has advertised....

#1 Half their team belongs in a retirement home. I really wonder how many more seasons Kobe, Artest, and Nash can go without tearing an ACL or having a massive drop off.
#2 Nash has no shooters or athletes to throw the ball to. He's always been effective when he's had great athletes to run and gun with. Somebody like... Raja Bell... Would look like Lebron James in terms of athletic ability on that team... They're just so stiff!
#3 The only "athlete" on the team has a bad back, no range, and can't make free throws. Even if he does his best Amare impression, I doubt he'll average that many points. And he's a moron. And a coach killer. And he has a bad back so who knows how effective he'll ever be.
#4 Kobe isn't that great of a spot up shooter. He's a lot better at creating for himself and drawing fouls. So when he's creating that gets the ball out of Nash's hands. Which is fine with me.
#5 Brown is a stupid coach. He'll screw something up.
#6 Pau Gasol is ugly, never takes showers, and is softer than tissue paper. Only Boozer exceeds him in softness.
#7 No bench.

OKC, Miami, and probably even SA will run circles around LA. OKC especially. They haven't done anything to help defeat OKC. Nash will be fouled out in 2 seconds of trying to defend Westbrook and Perkins has always been supergirl's daddy.

I fear Denver nugheads, Seattle Thunder, Queen James, Nets, Grizzle Bears, and definitely the Spurs much more. Damn it, as long as pops is in SA, the Spurs will kick our asses. And Matt Boner. He is constantly going off. Red Rocket. Can't remember the last time he didn't kill us on 3s.

Popavich is our daddy.
 
Holy ****, I just got off work, Kanter raped the box-score again. Glad he shot above 50% and had 0 TO's.
 
illyasova said:
All his points came from put backs and it's easy to get the offensive boards againts Gooden and Sanders though he's defensive oriented beast. I wished the highlight would be Favors'.
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He puts his nuts in your boy Illaysova's face too.
 
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