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Quinn Snyder looks like the stereotypical guy in a Sin City noir-type of movie that always has the coke sweats and dies really early.

Typical action movie villain. Yeah I could see him in a Die Hard remake

gordon hayward 1-17 vs the clippers. Yikes

does Gordon Hayward have like a 1/4 part?

Ingles is the most Australian looking Mother f*****

Hayward has a real good first step

"I've got a man-crush on Gordon Hayward" -Doc Rivers Get in line, Doc. He's ours.

ingles looks like a he's been in college too long and is sick of partying every weekend

Gobert finishes so well

Hayward you handsome *******

damn who did we keep to waive Ingles? was it Cunningham? F*** it, Ingles is my favorite non Clips player

Joe Johnson showing the world why he once had the largest contract in basketball

Is there one foul call that the Utah fans haven't booed?

The entire state of Utah has turned into Steph Curry

Wow didn't think Hayward is that strong to keep Blake from the basket.

how a girl that fine wind up in the arena with a grown man wearing a jersey with no shirt under it?

Who win's a hot dog eating contest: Felton or Diaw?

Ingles so savvy. Seems like a crafty MF

everytime i see joe ingles i get reminded that he could've been our starting small forward

Jingles shot that from Austrailia

You know you're a bad defender when Joe Ingles is blowing by you to an easy layup.

Ingles plays like my dad does

clippers matches up well vs Utah. utah matches up well vs Houston. houston matches up well vs clippers

Hayward 3 after 3 straight screens

Joe ingles for defensive purposes? Man i gotta pay attention to the jazz more
• It's kind of hard to believe because he seems so slow, but he has become a very solid defender. I can't say that's for sure why they brought him in in this instance but it's for sure possible
• He's a very smart defender, uses his strength and length very well.

So when did Rivers become Westbrook?

gobert the ENFORCER. bLaKke GriFFin F***NG dying. that was a tough hit on Blake by Gobert.

That backdoor cut lob to Hayward comes out like once every game now its so sexy

joe ingles might actually be my dad

God hayward's fade is so f***ing crisp. And also good play out of the time out

Okay either Gobert is talking some mad trash or our guys are really losing composure here

10/10 halftime show, very talented curly Pippi Longstockings

Jazz crowd is loud

THIS is so infuriating. Our defense has been pretty good one thought. They're just making f***ing everything.

That's just ridiculous- Jazz just can't miss from deep. Clips in big trouble now.

George Hill had 12 points on 5/6 shooting in the 3rd following 2/8 and 5 points in the first half.

HAYWARD SLAMS!

+10 in 8 minutes for Withey, he was the key all along!

Exum pushing the offense, CP3 forced to foul.

I lean gayward for Hayward.

hayward's hair needs to be tested for performance enhancing drugs. no way it stays that perfect through the course of an nba game without "help".

Damn Hayward is underrated af. I think next year he might put up ridiculous numbers

Stop it Hayward I can only get so erect

frustrating second half from the Clippers. We've stopped playing defense. Utah have upped their defense.

WTF THE JAZZ MISSED A THREE!!!!

Blake so soft

Jazz coach looks like someone from Fantastic Beasts

I forgot all about joe johnson.
• Everyone does

Joe Jesus Saves!!! (+_+)

How can anyone dislike Joe Ingles for that matter? So damn lovable.

OH MY JOE JESUS

Joe with the f*** you three

jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Joe Ingles and Joe Johnson having the best revenge games.

Well that was a really good game, everybody was good except Blake who was really well defended by the Jazz, He was frustrated all game. Also I want this to be a series in the first round, it would be amazing and electric, and that could go to 7 games We talk a lot about Gobert's defense because, well it's incredible, but what he brings offensively is amazing, was watching him all game (big fan and i'm french), He has to be one of or the best screener in the league, it's amazing to see. Oh and Joe Ingles for MVP and F*** Chris Paul !

CLA lost, Clippers lose an important game and my mom f***ed up my haircut. F*** this week

I want to stroke Gordon Hayward's do

We should've won. If only they'd call moving screens in Gobert

Flopped in the second half Griffin don't have any heart to win he's just here to collect cheques and flop in big games this year probably a first round exit for us

Two things that lost us this game: nearly perfect 3 point shooting by Utah in the 2nd half and the most passive version of Blake I've seen in awhile. He barely looked at the rim and was horrible in passing it out when there was like no time left on the clock. Not sure what's up with him but I hope snaps out of it like now!

Just a preview of the playoffs. Jazz will dominate

Hayward: "I'm taking my handsomeness to Los Angeles."
 
Two overwhelming feelings from Clippers fans:

Hayward makes them want to touch themselves.

They wish they never waived Ingles.

Seriously though, they love Hayward. Very cool reading they wished they kept Ingles to be their small forward.

The Felton/Diaw hot dog eating contest comment made me laugh.
 
LOL, Clipper fans might be the funniest in the league..

CLA lost, Clippers lose an important game and my mom f***ed up my haircut. F*** this week

Ingles plays like my dad does

joe ingles might actually be my dad
 
"Who wins a hot dog eating contest: Felton or Diaw"
"I lean gayward for Hayward"

Those two had me lol'ing hahaha.

Clippers fans seem pretty chill.
 
Quotes from the Los Angeles Clippers forums - "I want to stroke Gordon Hayward's do"

God, Clippers fans are boring alright!


I post, therefore I am.
 
I would expect a lot more anger. Oh well.

I also think those Joe Jesus ones might have come from Jazz fans trolling their boards.
 
damn who did we keep to waive Ingles? was it Cunningham? F*** it, Ingles is my favorite non Clips player

Oh man!! Lol.

Lol the Hayward stuff got real awkward.

I lean gayward for Hayward. Best post by the other teams fans yet. Lol
 
Fun quotes, but hardly any hate. That's why the Rockets fans are so special.
 
Best comment by far: Stop it hayward I can only get so erect

Lolololololol
 
Not the most fun read, because rather than get pissed, they seemed to have fun with it, but that has to be the funniest group of fans we've read yet.
 
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