Charlie Muldoon
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my Dad Taught me everything i know About defense.
Part of the problem is there are soooo many people who claim to be good at martial arts when they actually suck.
Yup. Stereotypes work well for weeding out the MA posers though in America if you get into a shouting match beforehand. If they are Asian and speak broken English, they are probably serious and might be able to do some damage due to their fighting background. Anybody else, and you're probably good 99% of the time testing their claim out. The guys that get a Groupon for a 5 lesson Karate Kid experience or something and then think they can fight are always going to get worked. They were better off when they knew they couldn't fight.
I wrestled for 16 years and started college on scholarship. 8 straight state titles and twice placed 2nd at grand nationals.. I've never ran into anyone using any form of martial arts that remotely understood how to stop a fight like I could. I got in plenty of fights when I was younger .. most because some knucklehead that was bigger than me wanted to prove he was a tough guy.
In about 15 fights I've only ever been hit twice, both sucker punches.. I could end it very quickly.. like under 15 seconds.. and never had to hurt anyone, except an incredibly bruised ego. I never once considered myself to be any sort of tough guy .. I just knew I could end any stupid silliness that was started without much effort or mess.
How much did those ear replacements cost?
We only have 4 state champs here. Did Tuck go that early? (serious question)
I wrestled for 16 years
Did you wear tights?
I'd pay to see you in a pair. Oiled up of course.
Of course it would.
You down with Bronco doing the oily Nacho while telling his jokes?