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Sources: Utah has expressed interest in re-acquring Deron Williams

The purpose of life is procreation. If everyone was gay, humans would go extinct. God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. And if God is not real, then how do you explain sunsets?

/mic drop

God created Adam, put him naked in a garden so that he could watch him. When Adam asked God to create a woman God demanded Adam give him one of his ribs. Obviously God didn't want to create Eve and he thought Adam would cave. Then God got super jelly when they committed the original sin. He made them put on clothes and kicked them out. Srsly the whole snake apple story is an allegory about the evils of hetero nasty time. The only conclusion we can come to is that God is an extremely vindictive closeted self hating homosexual. How bout dem apples.
 
The purpose of life is procreation. If everyone was gay, humans would go extinct. God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. And if God is not real, then how do you explain sunsets?

/mic drop
Literally every sentence you yielded is massively farcical. Are you being facetious?

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Literally every sentence you yielded is massively farcical. Are you being facetious?

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No. Dead serious. I also have some thoughts about Trump's wall. I don't think it would be effective at keeping Mexicans out. But it would certainly keep gay Mexicans out, because they wouldn't risk damaging their manicures by using ropes and ladders.
 
God created Adam, put him naked in a garden so that he could watch him. When Adam asked God to create a woman God demanded Adam give him one of his ribs. Obviously God didn't want to create Eve and he thought Adam would cave. Then God got super jelly when they committed the original sin. He made them put on clothes and kicked them out. Srsly the whole snake apple story is an allegory about the evils of hetero nasty time. The only conclusion we can come to is that God is an extremely vindictive closeted self hating homosexual. How bout dem apples.

God can never be a homosexual. He HATES them!
 
I had a homosexual boss who hated homosexuals and didn't hire them because gay people always lie and leave.

You worked for Milo?

I had a job as a baker at a Bakery once. When I first started the staff was probably 75% female and 25% dudes (like 6 dudes). Only me and the other baker were straight. Those dudes were ****ing crazy tho. They all quit like 3 months after I started and move to Seattle.
 
You worked for Milo?

I had a job as a baker at a Bakery once. When I first started the staff was probably 75% female and 25% dudes (like 6 dudes). Only me and the other baker were straight. Those dudes were ****ing crazy tho. They all quit like 3 months after I started and move to Seattle.

I work at a bookstore that also sell DVDs, Vinyls ans stationary stuff. Male to female is probably 1:1. We had some crazy gay people but we also had some crazy straights too.

My boss was all about the crazy doe. He would hire people just to fire them next week. He would bash woman because he thought they didn't know how to work. Claimed gay people couldn't deceive him because he knew how to be a bitch.
 
I for one wish we would have bakkd even harderer. We never should have brought in Hill,JJ, or Diaw. Hill has ruined Exum's developement, JJ just puts up stats on bad teams, and I'm pretty sure Diaw is a gay. I'm glad DL didn't repeat his mistake.

39 pages in and the best post of the thread goes to hey hey
 
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The importance of talking to agents and players even if you dont get them/sign them. I bet a similar convo was had with Dwill/Agent.
 
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