♪alt13
Well-Known Member
The purpose of life is procreation. If everyone was gay, humans would go extinct. God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. And if God is not real, then how do you explain sunsets?
/mic drop
God created Adam, put him naked in a garden so that he could watch him. When Adam asked God to create a woman God demanded Adam give him one of his ribs. Obviously God didn't want to create Eve and he thought Adam would cave. Then God got super jelly when they committed the original sin. He made them put on clothes and kicked them out. Srsly the whole snake apple story is an allegory about the evils of hetero nasty time. The only conclusion we can come to is that God is an extremely vindictive closeted self hating homosexual. How bout dem apples.