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I thought those homophobes weren't open on The Sabbath? You know what I hate? I hate it when my Magik Underwear is so worn out that I can read the paper through them. What is even sadder is that I'm not making this up. The cost is another thing... Good Glob, no wonder I wear them until they're the consistency of spider silk. I just dropped three notes on a fresh batch for the Frau and me.
 
E.J. Wells said:
I thought those homophobes weren't open on The Sabbath? You know what I hate? I hate it when my Magik Underwear is so worn out that I can read the paper through them. What is even sadder is that I'm not making this up. The cost is another thing... Good Glob, no wonder I wear them until they're the consistency of spider silk. I just dropped three notes on a fresh batch for the Frau and me.
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Hey, you're right. I swear it was a Sunday.
 
Was thinking of this thread today. I'm starting therapy soon guys, I promise.

Girls who's toes point outward. Can't stand to watch girls walk when their toes point out and they swing their feet side to side as they walk. I'm usually pretty down on guys for having silly pet peeves about women that cause them to discount perfectly wonderful women but poor posture (this falls under that, imo) is an immediate deal breaker for me. Put your shoulders back, hold your head up and move your feet forward and back when you walk, not side to side.
 
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People saying they don't like dark beer and then calling a pale ale a dark beer.

Dark isn't a beer flavor damnit!
 
Gameface said:
People saying they don't like dark beer and then calling a pale ale a dark beer.

Dark isn't a beer flavor damnit!
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I don't like dark beer
****in guiness
 
Gameface said:
Was thinking of this thread today. I'm starting therapy soon guys, I promise.

Girls who's toes point outward. Can't stand to watch girls walk when their toes point out and they swing their feet side to side as they walk. I'm usually pretty down on guys for having silly pet peeves about women that cause them to discount perfectly wonderful women but poor posture (this falls under that, imo) is an immediate deal breaker for me. Put your shoulders back, hold your head up and move your feet forward and back when you walk, not side to side.
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Never seen this before.
 
Flip flops.

smacking on the pavement

scraping across the concrete

This is why I can't go to the Gateway Mall.
 
heyhey said:
Flip flops.

smacking on the pavement

scraping across the concrete

This is why I can't go to the Gateway Mall.
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Bitches that wear flip flops are notorious for having outward pointing toes. **** goes hand in hand.
 
Gameface said:
That's another place that takes what they do crazy serious. My son and I walked over to Jordan Landing the other day on a Sunday and after we went to Game Stop we went to Noodles and Co. right next door. We stood at the register and one guy directly behind the register at a cooking station glances up at us then back to his work. A guy that was cleaning the dining area walked past us back behind the counter. Two ladies were standing back in the corner having a conversation. Eventually one of the ladies looks up and says hello to us. Then she tells the girl she talking to we need to be helped. That girl isn't ready to go so she has to walk to the back and do something first. My son and I were at the door when she got to the register and said she could help us. I told her we were good. Right next door to that is a chick-fil-a. Walk in, an employee on the floor acknowledges us. Two people are in line in front of us. Immediately a manager jumps on another register and takes our order (the other person moved up in the same line, I didn't jump anyone) profusely apologizing for the wait. He points out the number on the receipt but just a couple minutes later he brings us our food. Total manners, total professional. In the end it's a crap job I bet and all you're doing is feeding grumpy people chicken sandwiches all day. But here was an entire restaurant full of employees doing it right. It can be done!
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Too bad chick-fil-a's food sucks. If I want a dry-*** fried chicken breast and 2 dime-sized pickles between 2 pieces of white bread I can ask my 11 year old to make dinner that night and spend a hell of a lot less.
 
Gameface said:
Was thinking of this thread today. I'm starting therapy soon guys, I promise.

Girls who's toes point outward. Can't stand to watch girls walk when their toes point out and they swing their feet side to side as they walk. I'm usually pretty down on guys for having silly pet peeves about women that cause them to discount perfectly wonderful women but poor posture (this falls under that, imo) is an immediate deal breaker for me. Put your shoulders back, hold your head up and move your feet forward and back when you walk, not side to side.
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my wife has mild kyphosis. so does her mother. so does her grandmother.
 
People in big trucks that drift all over the freeway like it is their personal giant single-lane driving area. No turn signal, no checking if anyone is in the other lane, just drift from lane to lane, drive in 2 lanes at once, usually with their wrist resting on top of the wheel, talking on cell phone or a drink in the other hand. Hate that.
 
LogGrad98 said:
Too bad chick-fil-a's food sucks. If I want a dry-*** fried chicken breast and 2 dime-sized pickles between 2 pieces of white bread I can ask my 11 year old to make dinner that night and spend a hell of a lot less.
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While I agree, their food does tastes like soiled whisker biscuits, they lost every drop of business from me when they decided that bigotry was more important than not being judgmental prick-dicklers. I applaud them for having the guts to stand up for what they believe, but what they believe is utterly ridiculous.
 
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