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Stupid Pet Peeves

Beer said:
Old people in gas station getting sodas. They stand directly in front of them as wide as possible so NO ONE else can do anything until they are gone. They fill it to the absolute highest point possible, pour some in, weight for bubbles to go away, pour more in, weight again. Then they take FOREVER to put on their lids. I don't think I've ever seen an elderly person get a soda in under 2 minutes. While I just have to sit there scratching my balls.
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You could scratch other things. Problem solved!!
 
moevillini said:
Guys who stand around scratching their balls. Just scratch the back of your neck or something.
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LogGrad98 said:
Before, after, or during?
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Concurrently.

For those who don't understand, that means to do both at the same time. It'd be sort of like the "pat your head while you rub your tummy" challenge. Is that still a thing?


Or walking and chewing gumb. That can be a challenge for sumb.
 
You know those guys on road construction sites that hold the stop signs and rotate them to yield to direct traffic. Well there is a **** ton of construction going on around my house, thats annoying. But these dudes holding the GIANT RED AND ORANGE SIGNS insist on using their hands also. Like I'll be pulling up and slowing down because there is a giant stop sign in front of me the redneck holding it will stick his hand out palm facing me telling me to stop, like I didnt see the sign he's holding but need him to give me some hand signals so I know what to do. I can read bro. Then when its time to go he will direct me down the single lane road that just opened up. There is one path through those barrels, I can find it just fine without you directing me like I'm a blind asian woman.
 
Beer said:
You know those guys on road construction sites that hold the stop signs and rotate them to yield to direct traffic. Well there is a **** ton of construction going on around my house, thats annoying. But these dudes holding the GIANT RED AND ORANGE SIGNS insist on using their hands also. Like I'll be pulling up and slowing down because there is a giant stop sign in front of me the redneck holding it will stick his hand out palm facing me telling me to stop, like I didnt see the sign he's holding but need him to give me some hand signals so I know what to do. I can read bro. Then when its time to go he will direct me down the single lane road that just opened up. There is one path through those barrels, I can find it just fine without you directing me like I'm a blind asian woman.
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You do realize where they hire those guys, right? They call a temp agency and ask for their cheapest, dumbest guys. So those guys are either really trying to impress (the ones you're talking about) or literally couldn't give a **** (like the one who dropped the sign on the hood of the car in front of me the other day).
 
bigb said:
You do realize where they hire those guys, right? They call a temp agency and ask for their cheapest, dumbest guys. So those guys are either really trying to impress (the ones you're talking about) or literally couldn't give a **** (like the one who dropped the sign on the hood of the car in front of me the other day).
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I assumed they weren't the cream of the crop. Doesn't mean I can't hate their faces though.
 
bigb said:
You do realize where they hire those guys, right? They call a temp agency and ask for their cheapest, dumbest guys. So those guys are either really trying to impress (the ones you're talking about) or literally couldn't give a **** (like the one who dropped the sign on the hood of the car in front of me the other day).
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No they don't. Those guys have to be certified.

https://www.udot.utah.gov/main/f?p=100:pg:0:::1:T,V:1385,
 
colton said:
Websites that start playing videos (with sound!) as soon as you go there. Or even worse, a couple of minutes after you go there.
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Wunderground of all places just did this to me. Started playing a commercial out of the blue, as the firefox window was just sitting there in the background. Five minutes after I opened the page.
 
TroutBum said:
It's been a while, so let me get a few things off my chest:

1) Small dicked wankers who drive gigantic, lifted diesel trucks. Not semi-trucks, but just normal trucks. You're loud, you're obnoxious, and you're covered in earrings, tats, you have a confederate flag sticker on the back of one window, and a "Don't Tread On Me" snake on the other. This just tells me you can't afford to buy anything that would actually require hauling, so therefore, the only reason you have such a huge, stupid *** truck, is because your package is lacking in size and girth.

1.1) The same *** crack mentioned in 1) above, except he has spent a good deal of time, money, and thought into making his truck spew out enormous amounts of thick, black, gag-inducing smoke from a sweet custom chrome tailpipe or, if he's got an extremely small weenus (i.e., Asian), from customized pipes that are vertical in the back of his truck bed. Seriously *******?

2) Living in Salt Lake City.

3) Living in St. George for two years and never having so much as a sniffle, but within 24 hours of being in SLC, I get the most horrific sore throat and cough I've had in years. SLC air can chew the Levi fibers caught in my ball hairs.

4) Old Navy

5) The NBA, NFL, and MLB

6) The Utes. Man, they suck.
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Though I don't agree with every point, this is good posting.
 
toilet seat lids that are left down


it always sort of creeps me out to lift the lid because you don't know what you'll find and I'm afraid it's hiding something nasty
 
People filling up their fountain drinks with absolutely no awareness that someone is waiting behind them, and they sip and fill for 5 minutes while blocking everyone else out. Step to the side at least while you sip damnit.
 
Cappy_Smurf said:
People filling up their fountain drinks with absolutely no awareness that someone is waiting behind them, and they sip and fill for 5 minutes while blocking everyone else out. Step to the side at least while you sip damnit.
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Son of a bitch, I wrote this exact same thing. It tis the werst.
 
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