Summary of emerging off-season news

[addictionary]

Is that bald guy in the back pkm?

I'm out of reps for today pal.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

I am going to neg you for wanting to neg him.

I guess that makes me really really really want to jump for joy.

 

[Tarkanian]

I heard that John Colton guy is a physical player;
they call him "the Professor" due to his mad hoops skillz!