So has anyone on here gotten taken care of, wink wink? I'm heading in tomorrow for a little 20 minute procedure. After that I have doctor's orders to "be the laziest man on the planet" for three days. Just was wondering if anybody else has already gone through this and what their experience was.
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Darkwing Duck
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Does that mean we CAN call you Shirley?
freakazoid
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One thing i would suggest is to really be the laziest man on earth for those three days. I took it way easy and rotated through bags of frozen peas so that they were always cold. I had very little pain and a quick recovery.
After I got the surgery I read a bunch of posts somewhere from people who had had it done also. Many people felt good so they decided to go for a jog or mow the lawn, then blood started to collect in their sack and the pain and inflamation came on. The people I've talked to who had a good recovery didn't do much and kept the frozen peas on it.
A buddy I work with went with the same doctor I used and had an equally good recovery.
After I got the surgery I read a bunch of posts somewhere from people who had had it done also. Many people felt good so they decided to go for a jog or mow the lawn, then blood started to collect in their sack and the pain and inflamation came on. The people I've talked to who had a good recovery didn't do much and kept the frozen peas on it.
A buddy I work with went with the same doctor I used and had an equally good recovery.
My wife and I decided that due to complications during the pregnancy of our 2nd & 3rd child that we would go ahead and have me clipped. Her OB/GYN suggested that we simply have my wife's tubes tied directly after giving birth. Everything is so stretched out (and she would be sore anyway) that it is a great time to tie things off. She was wheeled right from the delivery room to the OR where he made a 1/2" incision right across her navel which he went in through and took care of everything. It was a 15 minute procedure.
He was able to add the cost of it to the birth and delivery process because of complications and it was paid for by insurance.
He was able to add the cost of it to the birth and delivery process because of complications and it was paid for by insurance.
Duck Rodgers
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You guys are weak. I'm going to have one of those, "he must be a Mormon." -sized families.
Thanks for the advice. The doctor told me about a guy who felt so good he went snowmobiling the day after his procedure. He ended up with a grapefruit between his legs for a couple of weeks until the body could absorb the blood. So I think I will follow the advice and the only "heavy" lifting I will be doing will be the remote control.
DutchJazzer
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now surely why would anyone tie off their manhood.
anywho your mind seems made up so good luck with that shirley
anywho your mind seems made up so good luck with that shirley
So what do you do, Dutch? Oh, that's right! It takes a man and a woman to make a baby. You've got nothing to worry about.
All kidding aside, I don't get where you're coming from. What happens is they snip the tubes that carry sperm from the ********* to your urethra. Thats as far as they go. It doesn't rob your body of it's vital fluids, if that's what you're worried about.
What's the wink wink for? You think this gives you a free pass with ALL the ladies here or something?
Congratulations though.
Thanks. I can only imagine what half of jazzfanz looks like in drag. The other half is a little too scary to think about.
I know, I expect a lot of these from my brothers. The alternative however, to have #5 pop out 10 years down the road, doesn't sound real appealing either.
Wait the recommended time before debagging. I worked with a guy who happened to live in a trailer park... That's a whole lot of paternity tests just to figure out exactly who to kill first.
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Got mine done over 10 years ago (twas my christmas present and 10th wedding anniversary gift rolled into one). The one thing I will add is that the sex life got immeasurably better when you don't ever have to worry about the pill/shot/umbrella/C.I. and wondering every time she is 3 days later than normal if there will be another body to hi...er...um...blessed event.
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