Just admit it, voodoo makes you moist.
Meh, I prefer Yahtzee.
Do you admit Bernd Leygraf makes you moist, sir?
Just admit it, voodoo makes you moist.
In other words, government is badbad and juss wastes money mmmkLoL end of story hashtag.
Candidate #1 - went into a state dominated by the other party. Reached across the aisle and got things done. Turned around a failing Olympics. Successful business man.
Candidate #2 - Never held a real job (one that wasn't politically appointed and tax payer funded). Came into a mess, made everything worse. Still doesn't have a plan other than go after the "rich." Hasn't mentioned one spending cut (which by the way, without spending cuts, raising taxes is irrelevant).
Huh. What should I do?
They majority of CNN analysts are saying Romney won. That Romney has made this a horse race. I really want to see their poll of voters on who won.
I'm not voting for either of these clowns, but Obama stunk worse than Slopper's right ball. If I could just give a few tips to the candidates that would help me not want to piss all over their faces, they'd look like this:
1: Wipe that smug, goofy, inbred-looking grin off your face when the other person is talking. Both of you. Judas.
2: When the moderator says your time is up, *** FACE, then time is up. Stop talking. Stop being a disrespectful **** head. Both of you. Judas.
3: You only have to bring up certain things once, and only in context. Cutting medicare and spending money on green energy has nothing to do with education, so stop bringing it back up. Over. And over. And over.
4: When you are given 2 minutes to finish up, finish with some Gordon Damn gusto, have a point, and don't suck. Holy piss, I learned this in 7th grade debate class, and somehow, both of these morons were sick that day?
Mitt: Must flex War-Peen. Must point out how silly it is to actually plan for the future by mocking green energy.
BarAck: Must... um... Er... Ya, Jay-Z is my boi, doe.
This is a dilemma in the truest definition of the word. I want to be a Canadian.
The Liberal Media strikes again!
The Liberal Media strikes again!
Obama left so many questions unanswered tonight.
What is his plan to reverse his work-to-welfare platform?
Why is he murdering military members at a rate 4 times faster than Bush?ow is he going to protect the safety net for those who need it the most? Romney has several proposals; Obama says more welfare.
Why did Obama cut education funding and give the money to his buddies in the solar power industry?
Why did he refuse to protect our ambassador in Libya in the face of multiple attack threats?
Why did he lie about protecting against Chinese currency manipulation?
When Romney changes ideas or words at all, he is a chameleon, or flopper.
Obama does it, he is evolving, willing to embrace new ideas...what a crock
Romney's game plan seemed to be to say that "you know nothing of my positions" and openly cut off the far right portion of his base that he pandered to for months in order to just say he was for every popular thing mentioned in the debate. That's smart strategy from an electoral standpoint, but it is just a further embodiment of being a smiling chameleon.
When you announce your change years ahead of time, you get to say your position is evolving. When you change it on the spur of the moment, you get accused of flopping.