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Things your significant other does that drives you cray

Beer said:
Its probably technically my responsibility to arrange the couches and tvs and such. Everything else is on her though.
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I just saw a thread on reddit. The title was something like, "Things your husband says that drives you crazy."

There was this one post.. My husband says things to his internet friends like, "I have ALL this stuff to do." When it's just like moving a couple couches and a tv. Makes me nuts and want to slap his whiny ***.
 
Dr. Jones said:
I just saw a thread on reddit. The title was something like, "Things your husband says that drives you crazy."

There was this one post.. My husband says things to his internet friends like, "I have ALL this stuff to do." When it's just like moving a couple couches and a tv. Makes me nuts and want to slap his whiny ***.
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In case you're reading wife. Here is my real list.

1. Put heavy things in correct spot
2. Tile hallway
3. Make probably 5 or 6 dump runs
4. Prune up 2 apple trees, 2 cherry trees, large apricot tree, plum tree
5. Weed 4 flower beds
6. Weed garden
7. Install new bathroom vanity
8. Mow, fertilize and edge yard
9. Finish painting bathroom and kids rooms
10. Lose 20 pounds
11. Fix things that need fixing on both cars
12. Find stuff I misplaced during move
13. Install new hardwood in living room and hall
14. Carpet basement
15. Fix furnace
16. Fix leaking shower knobs


My mind hurts from thinking now. Suck on that women.
 
Beer said:
In case you're reading wife. Here is my real list.

1. Put heavy things in correct spot
2. Tile hallway
3. Make probably 5 or 6 dump runs
4. Prune up 2 apple trees, 2 cherry trees, large apricot tree, plum tree
5. Weed 4 flower beds
6. Weed garden
7. Install new bathroom vanity
8. Mow, fertilize and edge yard
9. Finish painting bathroom and kids rooms
10. Lose 20 pounds
11. Fix things that need fixing on both cars
12. Find stuff I misplaced during move
13. Install new hardwood in living room and hall
14. Carpet basement
15. Fix furnace
16. Fix leaking shower knobs


My mind hurts from thinking now. Suck on that women.
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See? Sounds like you need a good beer crawl..

and Fish is cool as hell.
 
I swear this really happened.

I got the ****ty part of the floors down and it just needed the finishing touches. I went to lie down as I'm old and out of shape and my back hurt from bending over. I fell asleep and woke up a few hours later to take a pee and lo and behold she had put the entire living room together by herself. Moved everything to its proper spot and got it all set up. I was very happy.
 
Beer said:
I swear this really happened.

I got the ****ty part of the floors down and it just needed the finishing touches. I went to lie down as I'm old and out of shape and my back hurt from bending over. I fell asleep and woke up a few hours later to take a pee and lo and behold she had put the entire living room together by herself. Moved everything to its proper spot and got it all set up. I was very happy.
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She will use it against you at the worst possible time.
 
My wife likes to stand in the center of the room and take pictures of walls.
 
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