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So we kept track for a year once, few years back. 287 (iirc) in 365 days. Not too shabby. Drop that down to 250 avg for 23 years and you have 5750 times. Average of 4.8 times per week, or every 1 1/2 days or so. Tends to come in fits and spurts though.
 
LogGrad98 said:
So we kept track for a year once, few years back. 287 (iirc) in 365 days. Not too shabby. Drop that down to 250 avg for 23 years and you have 5750 times. Average of 4.8 times per week, or every 1 1/2 days or so. Tends to come in fits and spurts though.
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And that annoys you?
 
LogGrad98 said:
So we kept track for a year once, few years back. 287 (iirc) in 365 days. Not too shabby. Drop that down to 250 avg for 23 years and you have 5750 times. Average of 4.8 times per week, or every 1 1/2 days or so. Tends to come in fits and spurts though.
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You get it that much? Damn. That's like double what happens around my place.
 
dalamon said:
I really hope she's really, really, really hot.
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Hey Dalamon, was just thinking about you yesterday. There is one super hot Albanian girl working in one Superstore in Calgary.... I think you would like her. Black long hair, gorgeous face, big brown eyes, short, fit, name is Greta. I asked where is she from since that name is quite popular in Lithuania and she said she is from Albania. You should totally drive to Calgary and give it a go;)... Maybe I will try to snap picture next time with my cell when shopping:).
 
We are going to Disnleyland. Driving. Can't wait for 10 hours of lane change and speed tips.
 
fishonjazz said:
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I'll start from last night. We have one car right now while we are waiting to buy a new one. I generally ride the train to work, but if I need to be home early or something like that I'll take the car. So last night she's like "So you'll be home by 3 so we can leave right?" "Yeah that should work." "Ok, I'll pick you up at the station at 3 then." "Oh I was going to take the car so I could leave at 230 instead of 115 to make it back by 3." "What! I need the car! I have do go to our daughters valentines party!" "Well its just across the street and its like 70 degrees you don't think you could walk?" " No! I have to go get her valentines and do this and that and this!" "Well I don't know if I'll be able to be home by 3 then." "You said you could maybe leave at like 1!" "Do you know what maybe means." "You're such a ****ing *******! You NEVER ask me what I'm doing or what I need." "I need to ask you if you've gotten valentines yet." It goes on and on and on. Then she starts threatening to cancel the trip because I'd just ruin it anyways. I know shes full of it so I'm like ok, you get to tell the kids. She storms and pouts ... I'm taking a dump and she's like "Well I cancelled the trip." "That was pretty selfish of you, I'll go wake up the kids so you can explain we aren't going to Disneyland because you're freaking out about when I can leave MY ****ING JOB!!!" "I was kidding, I just cancelled our old hotel and got a new one because the pool will be closed and I know they want to swim." And then everything was fine from that second on.

Welcome to my mother ****ing life.
 
Beer said:
I'll start from last night. We have one car right now while we are waiting to buy a new one. I generally ride the train to work, but if I need to be home early or something like that I'll take the car. So last night she's like "So you'll be home by 3 so we can leave right?" "Yeah that should work." "Ok, I'll pick you up at the station at 3 then." "Oh I was going to take the car so I could leave at 230 instead of 115 to make it back by 3." "What! I need the car! I have do go to our daughters valentines party!" "Well its just across the street and its like 70 degrees you don't think you could walk?" " No! I have to go get her valentines and do this and that and this!" "Well I don't know if I'll be able to be home by 3 then." "You said you could maybe leave at like 1!" "Do you know what maybe means." "You're such a ****ing *******! You NEVER ask me what I'm doing or what I need." "I need to ask you if you've gotten valentines yet." It goes on and on and on. Then she starts threatening to cancel the trip because I'd just ruin it anyways. I know shes full of it so I'm like ok, you get to tell the kids. She storms and pouts ... I'm taking a dump and she's like "Well I cancelled the trip." "That was pretty selfish of you, I'll go wake up the kids so you can explain we aren't going to Disneyland because you're freaking out about when I can leave MY ****ING JOB!!!" "I was kidding, I just cancelled our old hotel and got a new one because the pool will be closed and I know they want to swim." And then everything was fine from that second on.

Welcome to my mother ****ing life.
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I do feel for you but I have to say that I love reading this stuff and I sympathize while also chuckling

Btw, I go through much the same **** w with my wife.
Bitches be crazy bro......... all of them
 
MVP said:
Hey Dalamon, was just thinking about you yesterday. There is one super hot Albanian girl working in one Superstore in Calgary.... I think you would like her. Black long hair, gorgeous face, big brown eyes, short, fit, name is Greta. I asked where is she from since that name is quite popular in Lithuania and she said she is from Albania. You should totally drive to Calgary and give it a go;)... Maybe I will try to snap picture next time with my cell when shopping:).
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Many Albanian girls are attractive. Lol, snap a pic. I enjoy looking at eye-candy.


Unfortunately, I tend to find the personalities of the Albanian girls who've immigrated here 100% rancid. Like, the odds of me marrying an Albanian girl are so astronomically low. I'm about as Canadian as they come-- whereas many Albanians (both male and female) seem to have this European-interpretation of Jersey-Shore going on. Drives me bonkers.

Of maybe the 50 albanian girls around my age in Edmonton (and I know most of them, as the community tends to be pretty tight-knit) I am friends with a grand-total of one. And her family is Roman Catholic. Even if I was really into her, I'd never go after a family friend's daughter of another faith due to the fact that it would probably ruin my parents friendship with that family, and many others.
 
dalamon said:
Unfortunately, I tend to find the personalities of the Albanian girls who've immigrated here 100% rancid. Like, the odds of me marrying an Albanian girl are so astronomically low..
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You realize they likely feel the same about you?
 
bigb said:
You realize they likely feel the same about you?
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Probably.

Srsly tho, they're like gnats every time I go to one of our community banquets. It's not something to brag about-- I think me and my brother are like 2 of 50 young men who are in college right now.


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fishonjazz said:
I do feel for you but I have to say that I love reading this stuff and I sympathize while also chuckling

Btw, I go through much the same **** w with my wife.
Bitches be crazy bro......... all of them
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I used to think my wife was a psycho. And she is, but not to the extent I originally thought. After my friends started getting married and I got to hear their stories I realized women are insane and if you found one that isn't insane shes probably gross. No offense.

My buddy was telling me the other day that they got into a fight while driving and she kicked him out of the car and almost hit him when she sped off. She seemed like the calmest sweetest girl ever before I got to hear about her crazy side.
 
Beer said:
I used to think my wife was a psycho. And she is, but not to the extent I originally thought. After my friends started getting married and I got to hear their stories I realized women are insane and if you found one that isn't insane shes probably gross. No offense.

My buddy was telling me the other day that they got into a fight while driving and she kicked him out of the car and almost hit him when she sped off. She seemed like the calmest sweetest girl ever before I got to hear about her crazy side.
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Two nights ago my wife called me two times in a about a 20 min span and I didn't answer either call because I was busy vacuuming the house and mopping our hardwood floors and didn't have my phone on me.

So I see that I missed her calls and call her back. No answer. Try again a few minutes later. No answer.

She gets home and storms passed me without making eye contact and starts with the pouting and silent treatment combo.

I cave and ask what is wrong and she says "you don't know how to answer your phone?" I tell her why i didn't answer and that it was not me intentionally avoiding her calls.
She don't give a ****.... Shes not going to admit she over reacted. ( btw, The only reason she was calling is to tell me what she thought sounded good for dinner)

I ask why she didn't answer when I called her back and she says because she was getting even with me.
I'm like, so you intentionally didn't answer my calls and I accidentally didn't answer yours, yet I'm in the wrong..... yup, bitches be crazy
 
fishonjazz said:
Two nights ago my wife called me two times in a about a 20 min span and I didn't answer either call because I was busy vacuuming the house and mopping our hardwood floors and didn't have my phone on me.

So I see that I missed her calls and call her back. No answer. Try again a few minutes later. No answer.

She gets home and storms passed me without making eye contact and starts with the pouting and silent treatment combo.

I cave and ask what is wrong and she says "you don't know how to answer your phone?" I tell her why i didn't answer and that it was not me intentionally avoiding her calls.
She don't give a ****.... Shes not going to admit she over reacted. ( btw, The only reason she was calling is to tell me what she thought sounded good for dinner)

I ask why she didn't answer when I called her back and she says because she was getting even with me.
I'm like, so you intentionally didn't answer my calls and I accidentally didn't answer yours, yet I'm in the wrong..... yup, bitches be crazy
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My wife's just gotten used to me frequently missing her calls, usually due to the volume not being up loud enough and me not having my phone with me all the time when I'm at home.
 
fishonjazz said:
Two nights ago my wife called me two times in a about a 20 min span and I didn't answer either call because I was busy vacuuming the house and mopping our hardwood floors and didn't have my phone on me.

So I see that I missed her calls and call her back. No answer. Try again a few minutes later. No answer.

She gets home and storms passed me without making eye contact and starts with the pouting and silent treatment combo.

I cave and ask what is wrong and she says "you don't know how to answer your phone?" I tell her why i didn't answer and that it was not me intentionally avoiding her calls.
She don't give a ****.... Shes not going to admit she over reacted. ( btw, The only reason she was calling is to tell me what she thought sounded good for dinner)

I ask why she didn't answer when I called her back and she says because she was getting even with me.
I'm like, so you intentionally didn't answer my calls and I accidentally didn't answer yours, yet I'm in the wrong..... yup, bitches be crazy
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LMAO.

I'm not married, but that is every girl I've ever dated. Always "getting even" with you when you haven't done anything intentional.

Hoping to find a girl without this constant desire for vigilante justice.
 
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