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Things your significant other does that drives you cray

I just bought some used irons this morning. $220 for a demo set. Great deal. My wife calls, whats this $200 charge? I tell her. "You don't just get to buy stuff for that much without talking to me!" "You have to talk to me first!" I remind her I've been telling her I was buying clubs for probably 3 months and then I list off probably close to $1,000 of **** she's bought in the past few months (clothes, flowers, house furnishings) without consulting me and I get hung up on. This is going to be a sweet drive starting in 3 hours.
 
Beer said:
I just bought some used irons this morning. $220 for a demo set. Great deal. My wife calls, whats this $200 charge? I tell her. "You don't just get to buy stuff for that much without talking to me!" "You have to talk to me first!" I remind her I've been telling her I was buying clubs for probably 3 months and then I list off probably close to $1,000 of **** she's bought in the past few months (clothes, flowers, house furnishings) without consulting me and I get hung up on. This is going to be a sweet drive starting in 3 hours.
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Lol

What irons did you get?
 
UGLI baby said:
LMAO.

I'm not married, but that is every girl I've ever dated. Always "getting even" with you when you haven't done anything intentional.

Hoping to find a girl without this constant desire for vigilante justice.
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Fantastic post
 
UGLI baby said:
LMAO.

I'm not married, but that is every girl I've ever dated. Always "getting even" with you when you haven't done anything intentional.

Hoping to find a girl without this constant desire for vigilante justice.
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I always try to tell her to look at intent before getting pissed.

Like if I drop a plate on the floor and it breaks she will give me **** about it and tell me how I need to be more careful (as if I was not already being careful and now, since she has informed me to be more careful, it will never happen again) it's an accident and accidents happen.

Then she will be carrying a plant and drop it and the pot breaks and dirt and ceramic goes all over the floor and I'm just like, oh well **** happens and then I help her clean it up.
 
Beer said:
I list off probably close to $1,000 of **** she's bought in the past few months (clothes, flowers, house furnishings) without consulting me
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Tell me about it
We have like 30 plants throughout the house, candles, **** hanging on all the walls, end tables full of crap, every square inch of the house has to be decorated in some way.
It seems like there are packages every day from Amazon or groupon showing up at our house. So annoying

And she wants to re-do/finish the basement, buy a new car, get a new kitchen table, new couches, new bed, go see Mariah Carey in Vegas..... and she wants all this stuff somewhat soon.
Plus wants to start investing in stocks and bonds and whatnot, yet never seems to worry about where the money will come from (me working overtime and saving up the money)
Beer said:
This is going to be a sweet drive starting in 3 hours.
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I can't wait. Popcorn ready
 
UGLI baby said:
LMAO.

I'm not married, but that is every girl I've ever dated. Always "getting even" with you when you haven't done anything intentional.

Hoping to find a girl without this constant desire for vigilante justice.
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You're gonna die single.
 
This thread makes my day.

My wife is a friggin' 10 compared to some of the **** I'm reading in here. Sure, she's nuts like the rest of them, but I've got a pretty long leash.
 
Beer said:
I just bought some used irons this morning. $220 for a demo set. Great deal. My wife calls, whats this $200 charge? I tell her. "You don't just get to buy stuff for that much without talking to me!" "You have to talk to me first!" I remind her I've been telling her I was buying clubs for probably 3 months and then I list off probably close to $1,000 of **** she's bought in the past few months (clothes, flowers, house furnishings) without consulting me and I get hung up on. This is going to be a sweet drive starting in 3 hours.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rrd1_VVXsLw
 
So I'm back. Surprisingly nothing crazy happened with my wife which is good, but it makes for a boring story. The only tiff we got in was when we were in Vegas walking through a casino and she's like "Give me $20 so I can play a slot machine really quick." I oblige as generally she goes through 5 or 6 pulls and loses the money and its over. Well this time she keeps hovering around $15 - $20 for a LONG time. Like 15-20 minutes, while I am chilling out with a 1 y.o. who is so over vacation and a 5 y.o. who's been walking a ton and is starting to bitch and moan. So I find an ok spot and post up and wait, well a security guard comes through and admonishes me that I cannot be within 10 feet of a bar with kids. Apparently over the railing behind me was a bar. No patrons, just a bar with a bartender standing there. So I've got to move, this pisses my kids off for some reason and my son starts screaming and my daughter starts crying and I can't find my GD wife. She has moved machines because she wasn't getting anywhere. So I'm wandering all over the casino with 2 crying kids and a stroller. About 40 min after she started she comes wandering over having lost the $20. Then she's like ok well what do you want to do now. "Well I'm done watching the kids while you gamble, they are all yours." "Fine, lets just go if you're going to be a dick." .... "Ok, lets go." So instead of being like yeah sorry I didnt realize I was taking that long or Ok, Sorry. She tries to make it out like I'm being an unreasonable *** hole. Other than that it was fine.
 
^^^^ You should've driven to one of those roach motels that are strewn about the Disneyland area and started unpacking the car, acting like that's where you were going to stay or something.....just to set her off for fun. Set the tone for the trip.
 
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