Things your significant other does that drives you cray
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Hantlers
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It's still worth it bruh.
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Bruh. Haven't you been married for like only 6 weeks or something?
QuinSnydersHair
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You sound like Archie after six weeks.
Hantlers
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3 months today!
Carbon13
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Is married life as magical as they say?
His wife made him use the exclamation point.
Happy quarter of a year!
Truth, as I know it, is married life is hard. Way too much compromise going on. Having said that, when you look back on your life of being single, you have no one to share memories with. And there are/will be many, many great ones.
Also, as much of a pain in the *** kids are, they are life's greatest blessing.
I had an awesome single life and glad I did.. but I am also VERY glad I got married, had my kids, and share life with those I love. Especially the older I get, I look back and am thankful for all the many memories we can discuss.
I can't discuss my single years with, like, anyone.
So, it sucks at times, but it's also better than nothing.
Also, as much of a pain in the *** kids are, they are life's greatest blessing.
I had an awesome single life and glad I did.. but I am also VERY glad I got married, had my kids, and share life with those I love. Especially the older I get, I look back and am thankful for all the many memories we can discuss.
I can't discuss my single years with, like, anyone.
So, it sucks at times, but it's also better than nothing.
Jamezz
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*I'm Charlie Sheen and I approve this message
Batman
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PKM, I knew it was you.
I'm a little hurt you called me gay in a previous thread haha I kid I kid.
Not married. My life is very simple because of that. I suppose I am probably younger than most of the posters on here. Very attracted to women, but not sure I want the responsibility and head ache of having to answer to and build my life around a female.
Like Desmond from Lost says: "All women are a little crazy, brother."
QuinSnydersHair
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Good honesty. Sort of why it took me about nine years to propose.
Probably the best summary I've heard.
Dumb Bloke
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I live w my brother and he does some f'd up is like wearing my pants and hiding them instead of washing them or letting me. I really dont gaf. What pisses me off royally tho is my ads here just came up IS HE CHEATING ON ME? What the royal ****? Why would Google think im searching this **** on my own computer? He's not gay I know this. Why is he searching this on my computer?
Your brother is your significant other? OK. So you think the he's cheating on you? Is that what you're trying to say?
Dumb Bloke
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We live together. You want me to talk about my mum in here instead?
As long as you include pics...
Beer
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I just got this text "You need to be in a better mood today. I was so excited to be home and see you and you were a complete *******."
I was being an ******* and here's why. My wife got a free trip to hawaii through some friends, great, but right before she was to go we found out the house we were renting was sold. So we hurried and found a new place and moved out. Outside of my brothers helping me lift out a few big things into trailers I packed up, loaded, transported, unloaded and cleaned the entire house by myself. So thats ****ing annoying. I didnt put the stuff away at the new house because A. I didnt want to and B I didnt have time. So I stayed with my parents while my wife was in hawaii so they could help with the kids while I was at work and could watch the kids while I did stuff at the new house. I get the beds set up and everything to make it liveable enough before she gets home and then the plan is to spend a day or two getting everything situated after she gets back.
Well her first day back she starts texting me at 11 am saying she is jet lagged and sick and needs help with the kids and if I could come home early and help her that would be great. Seriously, so I start to get annoyed. Then I guess they take naps and what not. I leave a bit early and get home around 5. She's laying in bed acting like shes got the hanta virus or something ridicuous. "Can you take the kids somewhere for a bit so I can rest? I feel so crappy." Ummm, I just got home from work, but sure I'll take the kids some random place so you can rest some more I guess. Mind you NOTHING has been done around the house. Not one thing. So I step up my pissed off ness 2 more steps. I take the kids to Target to get some necessities and come back. I walk in the door and she says "I dont feel like cooking can you go pick up take out from this place?" This place is RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET from target where I just came from! "Sure. I mean I was literally within 100 feet from that place 15 min ago so you could have called or something." I go back and get it. We eat. Still annoyed, but whatever. So I start putting stuff away in my daughters room. She is laying in bed. I go in and stare at her for a bit. "What? I'm getting our son to sleep." He's 1, you give him a bottle throw him in his crib and he falls asleep. She's not doing ****. I do my daughters room by myslef go in and stand there again. She's still laying in bed. "Ugghhh he was almost asleep until you came in!" "Just wondering if you're going to help or not?" "When he falls asleep I will." I do his room by myself. She finally gets out of bed and starts doing stuff. So yeah, I'm in a terrible mood by this point. Do you blame me? No big blowups but still super annoyed. We both fall asleep. All is well until I get this text.
Now I could turn this into a big drawn out fight where she is completely in the wrong but I am somehow still the *******. Or I could say ya, I'm in a great mood see you tonight. Choices.
I was being an ******* and here's why. My wife got a free trip to hawaii through some friends, great, but right before she was to go we found out the house we were renting was sold. So we hurried and found a new place and moved out. Outside of my brothers helping me lift out a few big things into trailers I packed up, loaded, transported, unloaded and cleaned the entire house by myself. So thats ****ing annoying. I didnt put the stuff away at the new house because A. I didnt want to and B I didnt have time. So I stayed with my parents while my wife was in hawaii so they could help with the kids while I was at work and could watch the kids while I did stuff at the new house. I get the beds set up and everything to make it liveable enough before she gets home and then the plan is to spend a day or two getting everything situated after she gets back.
Well her first day back she starts texting me at 11 am saying she is jet lagged and sick and needs help with the kids and if I could come home early and help her that would be great. Seriously, so I start to get annoyed. Then I guess they take naps and what not. I leave a bit early and get home around 5. She's laying in bed acting like shes got the hanta virus or something ridicuous. "Can you take the kids somewhere for a bit so I can rest? I feel so crappy." Ummm, I just got home from work, but sure I'll take the kids some random place so you can rest some more I guess. Mind you NOTHING has been done around the house. Not one thing. So I step up my pissed off ness 2 more steps. I take the kids to Target to get some necessities and come back. I walk in the door and she says "I dont feel like cooking can you go pick up take out from this place?" This place is RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET from target where I just came from! "Sure. I mean I was literally within 100 feet from that place 15 min ago so you could have called or something." I go back and get it. We eat. Still annoyed, but whatever. So I start putting stuff away in my daughters room. She is laying in bed. I go in and stare at her for a bit. "What? I'm getting our son to sleep." He's 1, you give him a bottle throw him in his crib and he falls asleep. She's not doing ****. I do my daughters room by myslef go in and stand there again. She's still laying in bed. "Ugghhh he was almost asleep until you came in!" "Just wondering if you're going to help or not?" "When he falls asleep I will." I do his room by myself. She finally gets out of bed and starts doing stuff. So yeah, I'm in a terrible mood by this point. Do you blame me? No big blowups but still super annoyed. We both fall asleep. All is well until I get this text.
Now I could turn this into a big drawn out fight where she is completely in the wrong but I am somehow still the *******. Or I could say ya, I'm in a great mood see you tonight. Choices.
For the sake of this thread, option 1 would be best. For your sanity and well-being though, take number 2.