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We got Atlantas PG!

You're all overlooking the best part. Locke can come up with even more great catch phrases.

"AHHHHH SHELVIN JUST TOOK THE BALL AND PUT IT ON THE SHELF TAKING ALL THE EGGS AND ALL THE BACON DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT"


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I know. I hacked your camera when it happened and got this awesome footage:
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You're all overlooking the best part. Locke can come up with even more great catch phrases.

"AHHHHH SHELVIN JUST TOOK THE BALL AND PUT IT ON THE SHELF TAKING ALL THE EGGS AND ALL THE BACON DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT"


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"HE DELIVERED THE EGGS AND BACON IN A MACK TRUCK AND NOW HE'S SHELVIN THEM. AND HE'S MARKING THEM DOWN AS BONUS BUYS FOR QUICK SALE BECAUSE HE WANTS TO TURN THE INVENTORY FASTER IN ORDER TO MAKE LARGER PROFITS ON SMALLER MARGINS, AND NOW HE'S HIRED A GUY IN A CHICKEN COSTUME TO STAND OUTSIDE ON THE CORNER PRETENDING TO LAY EGGS WHILE HE SPINS A SIGN SAYING 'BACUN 4 SAIL' IN ORDER TO ATTRACT SEMI-LITERATE BUYERS TO HIS DISCOUNT BREAKFAST SUPPLY STORE. OH MY!!!!!"
 
Haralabob is harsh on Mack on twitter lol

He's been the most destructive garbage time player this year. Utterly horrible.

If you had a bet on ATL or the over and Mack came strolling into the game, you were drawing dead.

Now it could be that Mack was just uninterested in trying when inserted into a 15+ pt game, or it could be he's terrible.

Not nearly enough of a sample to say he can run good PNR imo. He looks out of shape too.

I'm just going by last year and this years performance. Believe me when I say he stunk.

There isn't much to go on when a player ONLY plays garbage time though.

When your turnover rate is higher than your 3P% and you play PG...

Yes. That has happened a few times.
(being so bad the starters had to come back in to finish the game)

Shelvin Mack currently 8th worst active player in our rankings.
 
Nah that's when I realized it was not an innocent fart but more than that this afternoon following last night's chili.
Thanks for the clarification. Sometimes it's difficult to know exactly what motivated the reactions when I'm spying on people through their webcams.
 
"HE DELIVERED THE EGGS AND BACON IN A MACK TRUCK AND NOW HE'S SHELVIN THEM. AND HE'S MARKING THEM DOWN AS BONUS BUYS FOR QUICK SALE BECAUSE HE WANTS TO TURN THE INVENTORY FASTER IN ORDER TO MAKE LARGER PROFITS ON SMALLER MARGINS, AND NOW HE'S HIRED A GUY IN A CHICKEN COSTUME TO STAND OUTSIDE ON THE CORNER PRETENDING TO LAY EGGS WHILE HE SPINS A SIGN SAYING 'BACUN 4 SAIL' IN ORDER TO ATTRACT SEMI-LITERATE BUYERS TO HIS DISCOUNT BREAKFAST SUPPLY STORE. OH MY!!!!!"

You are kidding yourself if you don't think Harpring is going to throw out some "Mack n Cheese" lines.
 
You are kidding yourself if you don't think Harpring is going to throw out some "Mack n Cheese" lines.

Yep, you're right, harp ring and Boler are going to get a lot of run out of Shelvin Mack. I wonder when they will get the chance. Do the Jazz play anytime soon? Does anyone know when the Jazz play next?
 
Yep, you're right, harp ring and Boler are going to get a lot of run out of Shelvin Mack. I wonder when they will get the chance. Do the Jazz play anytime soon? Does anyone know when the Jazz play next?
Less than 30 minutes to go. Is there a game thread?
 
Yep, you're right, harp ring and Boler are going to get a lot of run out of Shelvin Mack. I wonder when they will get the chance. Do the Jazz play anytime soon? Does anyone know when the Jazz play next?

Ummm. In 23 minutes.
 
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