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utahboozer said:
Holy ****balls. Portugal just smacked their North Korean bitch up, 7-0.


7-0.
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I'd hate to be the North Korean players or coaching staff. First ever game televised live in their country. Me thinks they'll also be part of a live televised execution when (IF) they return. How many do you think will seek asylum? Of course, seeking asylum in South Africa has to suck. Who wants to live in Africa?
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08gUAOX1sZo&feature=player_embedded
 
What kind of a sport allows a tie? Is this the adult version of rec league sports for kids to help build confidence by making everyone a "winner"?

It's not whether you win or loose but rather how you play the game... good luck in life with this philosophy.
 
HOLY ASSBERRIES YOU ARE RIGHT YOU NEED TO GET CNN ON THE HORN ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW



How can anyone like the Jazz unless their morman with five wives and no championships wen you can just like Kobe because he rapes women andron artist has won a champoionshiop now so they shud just like tham.
 
utahboozer said:
HOLY ASSBERRIES YOU ARE RIGHT YOU NEED TO GET CNN ON THE HORN ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW



How can anyone like the Jazz unless their morman with five wives and no championships wen you can just like Kobe because he rapes women andron artist has won a champoionshiop now so they shud just like tham.
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You're such a bigot.
 
catratcho said:
Damn it all to hell
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lol thanks anyways. It's the effort that counts.

Sorry about your Hondureños contra los pinche malditos conquistadores europeos.

(I assume you're affiliated w/Honduras because of your screenname...)
 
Marcus said:
What kind of a sport allows a tie? Is this the adult version of rec league sports for kids to help build confidence by making everyone a "winner"?

It's not whether you win or loose but rather how you play the game... good luck in life with this philosophy.
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Okay Mark, I'll help you out a bit.

A tie is when two teams score the same amount of points. However, if a game is an elimination game, both teams continue into overtime periods. If no winner comes from that time, a shoot-out takes place, until one team scores more penalty kick goals than the other.

In the World Cup (and soccer in general), a tie is worth one point. A win is worth three points. A loss has no point value. Two ties are not worth as much as a win.

So you're sweet little Miley Ray Cyrus comment about "It's not whether you win or loose but rather how you play the game" clearly shows you don't understand this simple mathematical concept.

The funny thing about people like you, Jessica Rabbit, the people who doesn't like soccer or its popularity don't understand that soccer is the only sport that is widely popular on all six continents. No one gives a **** about NFL in Africa, or hockey in Asia, or baseball in Europe.

Let me know how I can help, bro. I got a sixer of Natty and my Xbox, you got the new Jack Johnson CD. We'll make a night of it.
 
Ostertag>Duncan said:
Wow Marc, you just got owned in the bumhole.
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Not really. I already knew everything UB posted. It still doesn't change how lame it is that a game can end in a tie. Rather than assigning points for a win, loss or tie why not just play until someone wins and let them move on?

UB said:
The funny thing about people like you, Jessica Rabbit, the people who doesn't like soccer or its popularity don't understand that soccer is the only sport that is widely popular on all six continents. No one gives a **** about NFL in Africa, or hockey in Asia, or baseball in Europe.
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Again, I do understand that soccer is the most popular sport everywhere but the U.S. Guess what? I don't give a rat's *** what the rest of the world thinks. It's still a boring *** game to watch that can end in a tie.

The best part of watching soccer is when the team "medic" runs out onto the field and will spritz some invisible magic pixie dust on someone's devastating knee "injury", which is so bad that they roll around on the ground in agony. Once he sees whether or not a foul was called he magically jumps right up runs around like crazy again for 30 minutes. That's some good **** right there.

It is only slightly less humorous listening to a soccer fan try and defend the sport. Now go blow it out your vuvuzuela, Nancy.
 
Marcus said:
Not really. I already knew everything UB posted.
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Yeah, you CLEARLY have a grip on it.

It is only slightly less humorous listening to a soccer fan try and defend the sport.
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Which itself is only slightly less humorous than some brilliant clone coming into a soccer specific thread and going on and on about how boring soccer is.

The amount you don't care about soccer = the amount we don't care that you don't care about soccer.

Here's a tissue, go find some other thread.
 
utahboozer said:
lol thanks anyways. It's the effort that counts.

Sorry about your Hondureños contra los pinche malditos conquistadores europeos.

(I assume you're affiliated w/Honduras because of your screenname...)
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Served my mission there.
 
Imma effin emerican and we only like winners and sports that were are the ones that unvented and im gunna make sure that evry one noes how much that sport is gay for euro **** to play only. i mean, you cant even win? what is that.

Utahboozer is so stupid. he should, like go get drunk on a beautiful beach in Spainb and hang out with some mexicans and watch soccer.
 
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