Since we're doing mum jokes here why not;
@The Midnight and
@Douchebag K are driving along a country road together and Douchebag sees a ewe trapped in the barbed wire fence, he pulls over and Onelove asks (in baby talk) "what are you doing?" Douchebag says "well you can't let an opportunity like this slip" and with that he undoes his pants and just rails the poor sheep, finishing with a satisfied groan.
He turns to Onelove or the The Midnight or whatever other nom de plume he goes by these days and asks "Do you want a go?"
Onelove thinks about it long and hard and goes "sure why not?"
Onelove then bends over and sticks his head into the barbed wire fence.