You know your a Jazz fan...

[beantastic]

Just post your reasoning.

When your three year old daughter lines all of her babies and stuffed animals up on the stairs and plays "Jazz Game". The game ends with her yelling "no Devin Harris don't do that!"

I think my wife and I yell at Jazz games too much.

Well what say ye?

 

[Dr. Jones]

when you do this.

*you're

 

[pickledXgrandma]

I wait for halftime to poop. No matter how large or small the fecal matter inside me is. Thats fandom right there

 

[The Midnight]

Impossible not to rep. you.

 

[Scorpjazz]

When it is worth coming and reading all the elitist, 'Im so smart it hurts" posts on this forum just because it might have some relevant Jazz info.

 

[t.work]

You know you're a loser when you're a Jazz fan.

 

[Shaggy]

Youknowyourajazzfanwhenyoudriveyour***downtotheairporttowatchthemdrivetheircarsawayaftermakingthenbafinals.

 

[beantastic]

when you do this.

*you're

You shall be repped grammar police.

In the mean time I will blame posting from my phone.

 

[Dr. Jones]

You shall be repped grammar police.

In the mean time I will blame posting from my phone.

Haha, just sayin .. it's true, right?

 

[BluesRocker]

When making the playoffs is your championship

Hang another division banner up there for ol bluesrocker. Oh wait, OKC is in our division arent they?

 

[beantastic]

Haha, just sayin .. it's true, right?

Thus the rep.

 

[infection]

Hey now...

 

[Chargers Jazz Angels]

I know I am a jazz fan when every time I take a dump it lands in the toilet in the shape of a j.

 

[Deleted member 848]

The fact that I would do the craziest of things if someone were to tell me that I had to do something, or else the Jazz would never win a championship.


Kill a kitten? Yes.

Sever a toe off? Yes.

Artificially wear/grow a unibrow for 5 years? Yes.

 

[franklin]

I drove over a section of road today where the repairer who lays tar in the cracks wrote "GO JAZZ" in one lane. That MFer wins.

I'll post the pic in a few days when I get time.

 

[BluesRocker]

The fact that I would do the craziest of things if someone were to tell me that I had to do something, or else the Jazz would never win a championship.


Kill a kitten? Yes.

Sever a toe off? Yes.

Artificially wear/grow a unibrow for 5 years? Yes.

You would really chop off your toe? Hell no. Its just some other dudes playing basketball.

 

[franklin]

Artificially wear/grow a unibrow for 5 years? Yes.

So you'd shave your real one off first, Dal?

 

[BluesRocker]

I drove over a section of road today where the repairer who lays tar in the cracks wrote "GO JAZZ" in one lane. That MFer wins.

I'll post the pic in a few days when I get time.

Bullllll ****

He would be fired

 

[Chargers Jazz Angels]

You would really chop off your toe? Hell no. Its just some other dudes playing basketball.

That is why he is a real jazz fan and you are ..... Well you.

 

[Deleted member 848]

So you'd shave your real one off first, Dal?

Shut up. Its not my fault that Albanians are hairier than taro potatoes.