Here’s the lesson learned tonight: Don’t have kids. Or not three+ anyway.
I’m currently stuck in a hotel room with my wife and the three knuckleheads, my daughter in one bed, my wife in the other with our one year old, the baby in a pack n play, and me out on a sofa, with my right leg propped up on the seat of a chair, to make it feel like I have more space, hot as **** because my wife did God knows what to the thermostat.