Joseph Smith’s first vision in Trumpspeech via chat GPT lol
“Folks, let me tell you, this vision was the greatest, the most incredible vision you’ve ever heard of. Nobody’s had a vision like this before, believe me. So, there I was, in the woods, okay? Tremendous woods. And I was praying, just asking for some guidance, because, let’s face it, the religious situation was a total mess. Total disaster.
And then, out of nowhere, this brilliant, fantastic light appeared. The best light. And there were these two figures, more magnificent than anyone could ever imagine. They were tremendous. And one of them, the most important one, He said, ‘Joseph, this is my beloved son. Listen to Him.’ Incredible, right?
And let me tell you, these guys, they told me that all the other churches were wrong. They were a complete joke. They had lost their way, total losers. But they told me I was going to restore the true church. Make religion great again. And that’s exactly what I did. Tremendous success. Unbelievable.”
