Game Thread NBA Draft Lottery - May 12, 2025

[SoberasHotRod]

For some reason, I'm just not that worried about tonight. Maybe as it gets closer I'll start to get nervous.

 

[jazzfan1132]

Since they flattened the odds

2019
Worst team - NYK fell to 3rd overall
7th worst New Orleans moved up to #1

2020
Worst team - Golden State fell to 2nd overall
3rd worst Minnesota moved up to #1

2021
Worst team - Houston fell to 2nd overall
2nd worst Detroit moved up to #1

2022
Worst team - Houston fell to 3rd overall
2nd worst Orlando moved up to #1

2023
Worst team - Detroit fell to 5th overall
3rd worst San Antonio moved up to #1

2024
Worst team - Detroit fell to 5th overall
10th worst Atlanta moved up to #1

Detroit

 

[Bawse Dawg]

Decided to try Locke today given the circumstances. 30 seconds in he’s playing AI Kendrick Lamar about Flagg to Utah.


Wtf

 

[LogGrad98]

not sure what that means

Yep, the memory is the first thing to go.

 

[LogGrad98]

For some reason, I'm just not that worried about tonight. Maybe as it gets closer I'll start to get nervous.

I'm not nervous at all. I've just been wondering who we will pick with the 5th pick.

 

[baka98]

 

[The Midnight]

not sure what that means

Maybe ask your girfriend.

 

[kcgar]

Even your Depends?

They're not official gear but they are purple and he did draw a note on them. His mom buys them, so he doesn't know what they are called.

Edit: This is coming from someone that is familiar with them. Damn you evil medicine side effects

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Just got off a work call. Got a 10K raise.

Hopefully that is foreshadowing for more good news to come.

 

[LogGrad98]

Just got off a work call. Got a 10K raise.

Hopefully that is foreshadowing for more good news to come.

Nope. You burned all the luck Jazz Fanz has to offer. If you are a true fan you will immediately decline that raise until after we get the #1 pick.

 

[The Midnight]

Just got off a work call. Got a 10K raise.

Just like that huh?

Over the phone no less..

LOL

 

[LogGrad98]

Just like that huh?

Leave him alone, that doubled his salary!

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Nope. You burned all the luck Jazz Fanz has to offer. If you are a true fan you will immediately decline that raise until after we get the #1 pick.

nah just bought a new car so that raise was clutch.

 

[The Midnight]

nah just bought a new car so that raise was clutch.

Nice, what’d you get?

 

[LogGrad98]

nah just bought a new car so that raise was clutch.

I think you got scammed. You do realize they don't actually make Yugos anymore, right?

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I think you got scammed. You do realize they don't actually make Yugos anymore, right?

You really roasting me today.

 

[LogGrad98]

You really roasting me today.

Let me guess, you bought a V6 Camaro.

 

[Shad]

My grandma just turned 90. She's been a huge jazz fan her entire life. It was told everyone to say a prayer for the jazz to get the number 1 pick. The nba will not upset grandma

 

[infection]

I think you got scammed. You do realize they don't actually make Yugos anymore, right?

Have you seen Drowning Mona?

 

[David Hume]

not sure what that means

He is referring to Depends TM brand adult diapers, which are marketed towards those with incontinence, but for now, no Jazz emblazoned diapers have been produced.