A Little Message-Board Game

[NAOS]

^ has extensive spreadsheets containing the following variables:
1. jazzfanz members' opinions about individual jazz players
2. their opinions about the jazz organization
3. their knowledge of basketball
4. their duplicate accounts
5. the other message boards on which they post
6. their favorite kind of porn on the web
7. etc.

 

[franklin]

Has more PhDs than your local university offers.
Gets more jungle boogie in 3 summer nights than you get all year.
Is called NoAss for it.

 

[The Shocker]

^
Streaks in the quad
Loves KFC
Gets his *** kicked by homersexuals teaching bj classes
Can't hold his liquor

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

^Is probably 16 and really likes Dane Cook.

 

[Scat]

^Is probably 16 and really likes Dane Cook.

^^ Looks like a 70's porn star

 

[The Shocker]

^
Watches 70's porn, thus breaking the Mormon code.

 

[bigb]

^Used to have a different username.

 

[NAOS]

^ is jazzfanz's latest Tebow convert?

 

[Dr. Jones]

^ is jazzfanz's latest Tebow convert?

Cyrone Torbins alt account.

 

[bigb]

^^Asked a question to which the answer is "no".


edit:That was for NAOS. damnyouPKM

 

[NAOS]

Cyrone Torbins alt account.

ouch. hurts. This is the kind of low blow I'd expect from Skip Bayless.

 

[Dr. Jones]

ouch. hurts. This is the kind of low blow I'd expect from Skip Bayless.

Just suggested he's Skip Bayless??

 

[NAOS]

Just suggested he's Skip Bayless??

is drinking too much?

 

[Dr. Jones]

is drinking too much?

Is not drinking enough.

 

[Scat]

Is not drinking enough.

Can never out drink Franklin.

 

[GVC]

small *****.

 

[Dr. Jones]

small *****.

Likes to hunt. Enjoys telling the many stupid posters how stupid they are.

 

[GVC]

Level-headed.

Likes to hunt?

 

[Scat]

Level-headed.

Likes to hunt?

^^ His mom lied to him about the size of Scat's *****.

 

[NAOS]

^^ His mom lied to him about the size of Scat's *****.

neoconservative hate-mongerer. But, he would self-identify as the perfect rational subject, of course. And, he works out like a mother****er.