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good nickname for Gobert

Hotttnickkk said:
It can be his physical attributes then, or may be what he can do well, or what he likes/enjoys or what he believes in. Are all French man the same? No. They all have unique personalities and qualities. On that basis I think there are other things far more worthy to be used than simply his Nationality.

I'm born as a Thai, but grew up in New Zealand, does that mean those countries define me? No. I think of myself as a citizen of the world and I do believe that I have much more to contribute to this World as a whole than where I was born or grew up.
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srsly the lamest thing I've read on jazzfanz in a while.
 
Cyrone Torbin said:
The Eiffel Tower: A tall ****ing tower that is in France.
Gobert: A tall ****ing guy from France.

Therefore "The Eiffel Tower" both describes his nationality and physical attributes.

The French Connection: Heroin Trafficking Scheme in France
Gobert: Due to his height and length he is able to block shots

Therefore "The French Rejection" is a clever play on words that both ties in his ability to block shots (rejection) and his French nationality. Also heroin's slang name (smack) is also another slang for blocking a shot, so it makes it even cooler.

The Cobert Report: One of the best shows on television.
Rudy Gobert: His name rhymes with Cobert

Therefore when you watch Gobert's highlight films, which will be one of the best things to watch due to the high amount of blocks and dunks, it will be akin to the entertainment quality of The Cobert Report, therefore we name his highlight reels "The Gobert Report".


French Kiss: A form of kissing that is very slow and sensual.
Gobert's Hook Shot: Also slow and he delivers it with a soft touch.

Therefore we call Gobert's hook shot "The French Kiss" because it turns Jazzfanz on.

*NOTE*: This name for his hook-shot isn't official until he develops one that is worthy.


See KKK, why you might not be proud of your nationality, I'm sure Gobert is. He will look at these nicknames as a badge of honor that will allow him to represent France and be a total badass.
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I liked the French Rejection. Cool name.
 
Jako said:
because we all know Karl Malone delivered mail
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No, but he had a blue collar worker persona combined with his extreme efficiency throughout his career. His nickname made sense, alluded to his style, and was creative.
 
Hotttnickkk said:
He has to have one of the best nickname in all of sports right? I mean what was Shaq's nickname?
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Superman

Then he made up a lot of other names through his career, like The Big Aristotle, Shaq Fu, The Big Shaqtus (during his Phoenix days). He had a ton of pretty good nicknames. They were kind of lame at the same time though because he named himself so many times, but still I admire creative nicknames that aren't initials plus jersey number.
 
Cyrone Torbin said:
Superman

Then he made up a lot of other names through his career, like The Big Aristotle, Shaq Fu, The Big Shaqtus (during his Phoenix days). He had a ton of pretty good nicknames. They were kind of lame at the same time though because he named himself so many times, but still I admire creative nicknames that aren't initials plus jersey number.
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Wasn't that Dwight's?

I know he made up a few names, but none of them sticks like the Mailman though...
 
Cyrone Torbin said:
Superman

Then he made up a lot of other names through his career, like The Big Aristotle, Shaq Fu, The Big Shaqtus (during his Phoenix days). He had a ton of pretty good nicknames. They were kind of lame at the same time though because he named himself so many times, but still I admire creative nicknames that aren't initials plus jersey number.
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Have you ever played Shaq Fu. I recommend it.
 
Cyrone Torbin said:
Superman

Then he made up a lot of other names through his career, like The Big Aristotle, Shaq Fu, The Big Shaqtus (during his Phoenix days). He had a ton of pretty good nicknames. They were kind of lame at the same time though because he named himself so many times, but still I admire creative nicknames that aren't initials plus jersey number.
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Is your real name Cryone Torbin?
 
I agree with everything cryone torbin has said..... just killin it bro.

Eiffel tower.
Gobert report.
French rejection.
Possibility of french kiss

Done and done
 
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