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The **Official** I Endorse Dave Ballou Thread

Jason said:
At that price I'll drive you nearly anywhere. But I trust you as much as I trust pkm.

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So despite nasty rumors to the contrary, you're still in?
 
Jason said:
At that price I'll drive you nearly anywhere. But I trust you as much as I trust pkm.

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Awww, that's sweet, Jase.

Btw, at McCarran airport and just picked up my mom and grabbed her luggage.

In all seriousness, y'all have a BLAST, take some pics, would love to see a little commentary in the thread created for that reason... and most of all, BE SAFE!
 
Red Jazz Fan said:
I have no desire to sleep in my car because I drank too much. Besides I don't trust you guys with a drunk Red...
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Hello,

I'm franklin & have over 9000 posts. I will drive you home tonight.

--franklin

p.s. One time I drank one of GF's beers and passed out in the back of my car so hard they couldn't wake me up for like an hour. 2 beers will probably blow you over.
 
franklin said:
Hello,

I'm franklin & have over 9000 posts. I will drive you home tonight.

--franklin

p.s. One time I drank one of GF's beers and passed out in the back of my car so hard they couldn't wake me up for like an hour. 2 beers will probably blow you over.
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That's creepy as **** dude. I'd rather sleep in my car than accept your offer...
 
Jason said:
Hmm, I still have this ticket to CC so maybe I'll see your bish out and raise you one. Then this is all on you. I've got nothing to prove. Especially to the headache that is Trout.
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Be honest: In the last 12 months, have I done a single thing to warrant that type of description? I guess you forgot that I have feelings?

UGLI baby said:
For some reason, Trout wearing flip flops grosses me out.
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My big toes are shaped like giant dong-helmets. You are right to be afraid.

franklin said:
p.s. One time I drank one of GF's beers and passed out in the back of my car so hard they couldn't wake me up for like an hour. 2 beers will probably blow you over.
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It helps that I slipped two caps of GHB into your beer. I seriously thought I had more than 1 hour to work you over, and almost zipped 'em up when you started coming to.
 
bigb said:
What if it's a shirt that I cut the sleeves off and cut it about two inches above my belly button?
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Monster trucks aren't until next week.

UGLI baby said:
But what if its whiskey tampons in his rear?
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Fixified.


UGLI baby said:
OMG have I got a deal for you bros...

If someone would be willing to pick up, and drop off Chris L and I at the Buffalo Wild Wings right off 1-15 at the 114th South exit, I will take care of your poker buy in!
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It's either sit at work for an extra hour or pick you up. Not sure you want to wait around for three hours after busting out to get you back though. Get a backup and I'll do at least 50%, for free.


Red Jazz Fan said:
That's creepy as **** dude. I'd rather sleep in my car than accept your offer...
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Have you ever had a whiskey tampon?
 
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I may be bringing one more. My brother wants to lose his 20 too.

Assuming it's OK with GF?

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Jason said:
I may be bringing one more. My brother wants to lose his 20 too.

Assuming it's OK with GF?

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No problem, he's more than welcome.
 
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