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#1, without question, is how HORRIBLE the mobile version of this site is. Pop up ads on the top AND bottom of each page? Brutal. I thought my lifetime Premium membership took care of that rubbish. Go Cougs.

And while I’m here, I miss BeanClown. I wonder if he’s still sucking back that Native American money, or if his wife kicked his lazy *** to the curb. Fun story, I remarried into a similar situation re: Native American money, and I ain’t complaining.

You’d think that washing the dung off your dong would be reason enough, but sure. What the crap is this crap? Cheap shots at family members? Good grief, now I need a shower. What a tool.

Man, I’m tired of being right. (But not really - it’s awesome.) I have that effect on closeted gay men. Go Utes!

Is he retarded? Drugs are awesome.

I only post in the Jazz forum when I want to remember why I stopped watching sports in the first place. Life is so much easier and less chaotic when you’re not constantly let down by something you have poured hundreds and hundreds of hours and thousands of dollars into. Think about that for a...

Unless you’re @Gameface, you aren’t allowed any porn posts, drunk-posted or otherwise. But seriously, how come there is not a thread about crypto? I know tons of you are on the crypto train, so how about you post how awesome you are doing, tips, tricks, and advice…? Doge? ETH? Staking? How...

See, this is the kind of thinking that causes global warming. I’m not really sure how, but, Liberals. #babe

Haha, I had forgotten just how insane Babe is. I mean, wow.

I’m not sure where to put this, so this thread will have to do. My father in law just came and rescued me from the hospital (so his wife could hang out with new grand daughter) and took me to Gunnies in Orem. Gunnies is a guns/ammo/dumbass store, in case you were wondering. I have never been so...

I would’ve told you there was less than zero percent chance I’d have more than 4, and at 39 years and 360 days old, it was even less likely. My wife never had any, and the stars aligned perfectly, so here we are. 10 year gap between ‘em, so I’m scared all over again like it’s my first. Totally...

Agree to disagree. My ward ball team was easily the best in the world, and my numbers this season were career highs. We hit Region and guess what, not only was I exposed as a fat waste of skin, but our team crumbled under real competition. Of course, I’m lying about the ward ball scenario, as...

Has anyone seen PKM Jones recently. I can’t even get him to text me back. I’m actually a little worried.

Dammit, I don’t like this agreeable version of you. Can’t you just tell me to suck two dicks and then go fishing with me? I see they’re slaying them thru the ice up at the Berry. @franklin owes me a trip, and I owe @Gameface a trip, so let’s get something on the books. What say you?

There she is, finally. Little Ms. TroutBum, the Fifth. kinda crazy that a lot of you were around 15 years ago when I posted the picture of my first little girl. I love you all, seriously. Good people here.

But they only got all those great things because everyone else didn’t show up. I have a hard time caring about fake awards and participation ribbons. I’m surprised you’re so giddy about it.

You couldn’t be more wrong. If you held a gun to my head and said the only way to live was to name three starting players for BYU, I’d be dead. I didn’t watch a single minute of a single game. The only reason I know what little bit I do is because of Facebook and/or obnoxious Utah fans telling...

Two things: 1) This thread is not an Asian joke. (I miss JazzFanatic) 2) I am in the hospital as I type this, about to welcome my FIFTH daughter into the world. Moral of the story: Adopt a son.

Aren’t you tools just SO proud of your vote now? If not for Godwins, I’d be making Nazi comparisons all day long. My generation has become my grandparents generation; our grand babies are going to wonder just how in the ruddy hell we ever thought this was acceptable.

How can that be? All I saw was a bunch of no-name teams, that stepped in because nobody else would, and we beat them. Well, most of them. We did lose to that one Jr. High team. I drink the punch more than most, but not even I can choke this hogwash down.