10-11 Jazz Season Haiku

[ruca]

dear gordon hayward
my love for you burns red hot
like gonorrhea

 

[ruca]

ruca, my ruca
ruca, crotch ruca ruca
ruca, is moldy

 

[Park Bites]

I've never been repped
For all intense purposes
It would be very nice

Soon the days begin
When all of the NBA
Will be Jimmer jazzed

 

[Sloanfeld]

Bulls are red, Jazz are blue
Boozer's in first place
How about Utah?

 

[jimmy eat jazz]

Hey, that had five syllables. Some rep points to anyone who can turn it into a haiku. Even more rep points if you can somehow include the phrase "For all intensive purposes." (8 syllables, so it'll be tricky.)

Isn't that 'all intents and purposes?'

 

[jimmy eat jazz]

An intense porpoise,
Much more intense than a cow,
Except for this one.

Ah, I think that's a dolphin.

But an honest mistake, I assume you didn't do that on porpoise.'

 

[colton]

Isn't that 'all intents and purposes?'

Not if you know the history of jazzfanz

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Bulls are red, Jazz are blue
Boozer's in first place
How about Utah?

Easily the worst haiku I've ever read. Do you even know how to count?

 

[chawx]

Bulls are red, Jazz are blue
Boozer's in first place
How about Utah?

6-5-5? ... Haikus are 5-7-5, like this.

Sloanfeld is a tool.
He should go root for the Bulls.
No one would miss him.

 

[Archie Moses]

McDonald's burgers
Are similar to the Jazz
They make my poop wet

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

McDonald's burgers
Are similar to the Jazz
They make my poop wet

What a bad haiku
You've stolen Sloanfeld's title
You should not be proud.

 

[AlaskanAssassin]

If you can use poop
Inside an awesome Haiku
Then you are the man

 

[chawx]

waste time at Jazzfanz
to learn to spell and grammer.
darft, bozzer, moran.

 

[VINYLONE]

Sloan and Johnson quit.
Bye Deron, Booze, Wes, Korver.
This team really sucks.

/thread

 

[colton]

What would have happened
if Okur had been healthy?
It is a mute point

 

[LogGrad98]

This thread makes me think of Startide Rising.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

What would have happened
if Okur had been healthy?
It is a mute point

Tried to make mute point
But nobody could hear me
Sort of turned out moot.

 

[LogGrad98]

Tried to make mute point
But nobody could hear me
Sort of turned out moot.

Now THAT is a haiku.

 

[colton]

This thread makes me think of Startide Rising.

If only I could write in Trinity.

 

[The-Joker]

Why do I post on
This F'ing board all the time
You are all morons



Here's a jazz related one

I hate you D-Will
Getting rid of Jerry Sloan
have fun in Jersey

That last one feels incomplete-- it would be better if it ended with a word that rhymes with top-trucker.