14th Tank Platoon

[♪alt13]

will update often

Lotto	Team	Conf.	win/loss	win pct.
1st	****in Bucks	East	6-21	.222
2nd		West	8-22	.267
3rd	76ers	East	8-20	.286
4th	Magic	East	8-19	.296
5th	Kings *6	West	8-18	.308
5th	Knicks *2	East	8-18	.308
7th	Nets *7	East	9-17	.346
8th	Bulls	East	10-16	.385
8th	Cavaliers	East	10-16	.385
10th	Grizzlies	West	11-15	.423
11th	Pelicans *1	West	11-14	.440
12th	Lakers	West	13-14	.481
13th	Timberwolves *9	West	13-14	.481
14th		West	15-13	.536

[TR]

pick

14th pick

15-13

.536

!! Would make the playoffs if season ended today.

*1 Philadelphia 76ers: Receives New Orleans Pelicans 2014 first-round pick (1-5 protected in 2014) via Jrue Holiday trade on 7/10/13.

*2 Denver Nuggets: Receives New York Knicks 2014 first-round pick via Carmelo Anthony trade on 02/22/11.

*3 Orlando Magic: Receives less favorable of Denver Nuggets/New York Knicks 2014 first-round pick via Dwight Howard trade on 8/10/12.

*4 Phoenix Suns: Receives Washington Wizards 2014 first-round pick (1-12 protected in 2014) via Marcin Gortat trade on 8/25/13.

*5 Charlotte Bobcats: Receives Detroit Pistons 2014 first-round pick (1-8 protected in 2014) via Ben Gordon trade on 6/26/12.

*6 Cleveland Cavaliers: Receives Sacramento Kings 2014 first-round pick (1-12 protected in 2014) via J.J. Hickson trade on 6/30/11.

*7 Atlanta Hawks: Has right to swap 2014 first-round pick with Brooklyn Nets via Joe Johnson trade on 7/11/12.

*8 Chicago Bulls: Receives Charlotte’s 2014 first-round pick (1-10 protected in 2014) via Tyrus Thomas trade on 2/18/10.

*9 Phoenix Suns: Receives Minnesota Timberwolves 2014 first-round pick (1-13 protected in 2014) via Wesley Johnson trade on 7/27/13.

*10 The Great Utah Jazz: gets both GSW picks and they ain't ****in protected one bit. HAHAHA

Seed	1st	2nd	3rd	4th	5th	6th	7th	8th	9th	10th	11th	12th	13th	14th
1st	.250	.215	.178	.357
2nd	.199	.188	.171	.319	.123
3rd	.156	.157	.156	.226	.265	.040
4th	.119	.126	.133	.099	.351	.160	.012
5th	.088	.097	.107		.261	.360	.084	.004
6th	.063	.071	.081			.439	.305	.040	.001
7th	.043	.049	.058				.529	.232	.018	.000
8th	.028	.033	.039					.724	.168	.008	.000
9th	.017	.020	.024						.813	.122	.004	.000
10th	.011	.013	.016							.870	.089	.002	.000
11th	.008	.009	.012								.907	.063	.001	.000
12th	.007	.009	.012									.935	.039	.000
13th	.006	.007	.009										.960	.018
14th	.005	.006	.007											.982

 

[mellow]

as the season wears on you ought to add the other 9 bottom feeders.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Good thread idea. Will check back often.

 

[fishonjazz]

Good thread idea. Will check back often.

You didn't neg him doe

 

[Gameface]

The Jazz are tanking to perfection right now. Not just record-wise, but losing games that are hard-fought, where our core looks pretty good and there are opportunities to learn and grow. I hope they keep it up and have the record for losing the most games by 5 points or less.

 

[franklin]

The Jazz are tanking to perfection right now. Not just record-wise, but losing games that are hard-fought, where our core looks pretty good and there are opportunities to learn and grow. I hope they keep it up and have the record for losing the most games by 5 points or less.

I thought the core got bitch slapped last night. They looked and played like trash. Didn't execute, broke down on defense a lot.

 

[fishonjazz]

I thought the core got bitch slapped last night. They looked and played like trash. Didn't execute, broke down on defense a lot.

I'm not surprised by this post.

At least the vets (jefferson, lucas, harris) played awesome doe right

 

[Stifle Tower]

OK, I've made two of these and the mods have closed them. Not saying this isn't a good one, but I was first.

 

[Stifle Tower]

heyhey's got a cool pic, though...and a better title. We're all a band of brothers here. I have no problem with this becoming the official Tank thread. Soldier on, heyhey. I'll check back for your updates.

 

[♪alt13]

Good thread idea. Will check back often.

You didn't neg him doe

Yeah where's my neg. Don't leave me hangin man.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Hey (or heyhey), I don't want to be a backseat moderator, but I think this thread should be "stickied." In any case, I'll add it to my subscribed threads and bump it if it falls off the first page. Keep up the good work, heyhey. Core looked great in the first half against Houston, then completely ran out of gas, hit some adversity and didn't fight through it. Good learning experience about not patting themselves on the back for just 24 mins of awesomeness: gotta play the full 48!

 

[nateboz]

 

[The Midnight]

Official TANK WATCH Thread

Let's have an official Tank Watch thread where we can update how each teams are doing.

The following ranks teams with a losing record:

Updated 8 Nov 2013

 

[Beantown]

Aren't there like 20 of these already?

 

[Zulu]

Wait I was just gonna start one!!!

 

[Doublea]

Add me to the list, I think I'll tank the year for Wiggins.

 

[The Midnight]

Aren't there like 20 of these already?

ฺBut this is the "Official" one, and I'll continue to update the standings, etc.

 

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Aren't there like 20 of these already?

...says the worst thread creator in the history of jazzfanz.

 

[Harambe]

ฺBut this is the "Official" one, and I'll continue to update the standings, etc.

Official in nature > not.

 

[Harambe]

Let's have an official Tank Watch thread where we can update how each teams are doing.

The following ranks teams with a losing record:

Utah: 0-3
Boston: 0-3
Washington: 0-3
Denver: 0-2
New Orleans: 1-2
Atlanta:1-2
Cleveland:1-2
New York:1-2
Sacramento:1-2
Chicago:1-2
Charlotte:1-2
Milwaukee:1-2
Brooklyn:1-2
Memphis:1-2

Note:

10 teams with the same 1-2 records

Go ahead and take Denver, New York, Chicago, Brooklyn, and Memphis off that list.