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Dear jazzfanz. I am going to the game. The jazz lose most of the time I go to games. I will be rooting for a huge loss to the weirdos from Portland.
 
These presenters for Fox Sports ORL are HAWTTTTT


Another reason to watch this potentially pivotal game for the Jazz....
 
Aaron Falk ‏@tribjazz 22m
Seems like Williams could be day to day from here. Ty: "In the situation we're in, a lot of guys may try & shut it down. He won't do that."
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**** you Ty. Thanks for nothing.
 
Jazz are going to lose the rest of their games. Celtics beat phili and orlando is going to beat chicago. we tie with magic for 3rd.
 
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LottoTeamConf.winlosswin pct.tank alert(last 10 games)
1stMilwaukee BucksEast1564.1902-8
2ndPhiladelphia 76ersEast1762.2152-8
3rdOrlando MagicEast2356.2914-6
4thUtah JazzWest2455.3042-8
4thBoston CelticsEast2455.3041-9
6thL.A. LakersWest2554.3162-8
7thSacramento Kings*6West2752.3423-7
8thDetroit Pistons*5East2951.3633-7
9thCleveland CavaliersEast3248.4006-4
10thNew Orleans Pelicans*1West3247.4053-7
11thNew York Knicks*2East3445.4305-5
12thDenver Nuggets*3West3544.4434-6
13thMinnesota Timberwolves*9West4039.5066-4
14thPhoenix SunsWest4732.5957-3

Goden State Warriors: 23rd


*1 Philadelphia 76ers: Receives New Orleans Pelicans 2014 first-round pick (1-5 protected in 2014) via Jrue Holiday trade on 7/10/13.

*2 Denver Nuggets: Receives New York Knicks 2014 first-round pick via Carmelo Anthony trade on 02/22/11.

*3 Orlando Magic: Receives less favorable of Denver Nuggets/New York Knicks 2014 first-round pick via Dwight Howard trade on 8/10/12.

*4 Phoenix Suns: Receives Washington Wizards 2014 first-round pick (1-12 protected in 2014) via Marcin Gortat trade on 8/25/13.

*5 Charlotte Bobcats: Receives Detroit Pistons 2014 first-round pick (1-8 protected in 2014) via Ben Gordon trade on 6/26/12.

*6 Chicago Bulls: Receives Sacramento Kings 2014 first-round pick (1-12 protected in 2014) via J.J. Hickson trade on 6/30/11 to Cleveland. Via Luol Deng trade on 01/06/14

*7 Atlanta Hawks: Has right to swap 2014 first-round pick with Brooklyn Nets via Joe Johnson trade on 7/11/12.

*8 Chicago Bulls: Receives Charlotte’s 2014 first-round pick (1-10 protected in 2014) via Tyrus Thomas trade on 2/18/10.

*9 Phoenix Suns: Receives Minnesota Timberwolves 2014 first-round pick (1-13 protected in 2014) via Wesley Johnson trade on 7/27/13.

*10 Utah Jazz: Receive Golden State Warriors 2014 first-round pick (unprotected)


Seed1st2nd3rd4th5th6th7th8th9th10th11th12th13th14th
1st.250.215.178.357
2nd.199.188.171.319.123
3rd.156.157.156.226.265.040
4th.119.126.133.099.351.160.012
5th.088.097.107.261.360.084.004
6th.063.071.081.439.305.040.001
7th.043.049.058.529.232.018.000
8th.028.033.039.724.168.008.000
9th.017.020.024.813.122.004.000
10th.011.013.016.870.089.002.000
11th.008.009.012.907.063.001.000
12th.007.009.012.935.039.000
13th.006.007.009.960.018
14th.005.006.007.982

Tank Ranking:
1. Boston Celtics
2. Milwaukee Bucks
2. Philadelphia 76ers
4. Utah Jazz
4. L.A. Lakers




Wins for the worst teams since '03:

Lotto03/0404/0505/0606/0707/0808/0909/1010/1112/13Average since 2003Last 5
1st21132122151712172017,616,2
2nd23182324201915192120,218,8
3rd25182628221925222423,222,4
4h28262630222326232525,523,8
5th28272731232426242726,324,8
6th33303332232427242828,225,2
7th33333332262927302930,228,2
8th35333433323229322932,130,8
 
We can only hope Kendall Marshall shows up bigtime and carry the fakers team to a big effin' win. Showing that 'you should've signed me utah' performance.
 
Lakers barely had enough players active for the GS game.
I don't see how Utah loses to LA at home. But Spurs will be resting their vets the last game, which naturally means guys like Patty Mills, Splitter and Green will all score 30 against the Lakers.

Cleveland was eliminated from the playoffs last night. Maybe they just throw in the towel against Boston tonight.
 
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