2023 JazzFanz Annual Current Players Draft

[Fosto]

Kyrie Irving / Fred VanVleet
Dejounte Murray / Tyler Herro
Michael Porter Jr / Josh Hart
Kevin Durant / Rui Hashimura
Domantas Sabonis / Jarred Allen

What do you guys think of my team?

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Kyrie Irving / Fred VanVleet
Dejounte Murray / Tyler Herro
Michael Porter Jr / Josh Hart
Kevin Durant / Rui Hashimura
Domantas Sabonis / Jarred Allen

What do you guys think of my team?

I love the Durant, Sabonis pairing. Sabonis makes it even easier for Durant to get easy shots. And he doesn’t need the help. Lol

 

[Ron Mexico]

Ayton

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Dude you’re 60 and still don’t know how to spell.

Lmao is that the best you can do, telling me I’m 60 and can’t spell? Ask Domino how that works. Weak sauce. Ya my spelling isn’t great tell me something I don’t know. It’s not some secret I’m hiding. How about do your job then you don’t have to act like a child when I mention there isn’t a tenth in the tenth round lmao

 

[Elizah Huge]

Lmao is that the best you can do, telling me I’m 60 and can’t spell? Ask Domino how that works. Weak sauce. Ya my spelling isn’t great tell me something I don’t know. It’s not some secret I’m hiding. How about do your job then you don’t have to act like a child when I mention there isn’t a tenth in the tenth round lmao

Do I need to call your nurse again? Did they update your PRN meds yet?

 

[Elizah Huge]

@David Hume is on the clock

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

I mean this is the dude that suggested we do 8 rounds so he wouldn’t have to finish putting in the last two rounds. And he has tha audacity to complain about my bringing it up and when I bring it back up he can barely get half the round in. Can’t make this up. Wow!!

 

[Ron Mexico]

Lmao is that the best you can do, telling me I’m 60 and can’t spell? Ask Domino how that works. Weak sauce. Ya my spelling isn’t great tell me something I don’t know. It’s not some secret I’m hiding. How about do your job then you don’t have to act like a child when I mention there isn’t a tenth in the tenth round lmao

Can anyone else understand this?

 

[Coach Ellis]

Coach Ellis takes Steven Adams

@Ron Mexico is on the clock

Thank you!

 

[Elizah Huge]

Can anyone else understand this?

Not at all. I’m going to call his nurse.

 

[Elizah Huge]

@Thee Idiotic Minivan K you will get your Seroquel in a few minutes per your nurse.

 

[Miggs]

Are we doing another draft after this?

An all-time Jazz draft? Usually I don’t like those but over the last five to seven years we’ve had another dozen solid players.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

The crazy thing is your team is good but it could have been even better if you made a couple better picks.

Nah, every pick flawless. I build teams, not just go down the BPA list and always take the best player

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Kyrie Irving / Fred VanVleet
Dejounte Murray / Tyler Herro
Michael Porter Jr / Josh Hart
Kevin Durant / Rui Hashimura
Domantas Sabonis / Jarred Allen

What do you guys think of my team?

Lot of offense with horrendous defense

 

[Miggs]

I’m a moron.

We know, we know.

 

[Miggs]

Do I need to call your nurse again? Did they update your PRN meds yet?

Mom shoulda DNC’ed him.

 

[Elizah Huge]

Nah, every pick flawless. I build teams, not just go down the BPA list and always take the best player

Definitely not. Mikal Bridges with Jokic would have been ****ing amazing but you blew that.

 

[Miggs]

Kyrie Irving / Fred VanVleet
Dejounte Murray / Tyler Herro
Michael Porter Jr / Josh Hart
Kevin Durant / Rui Hashimura
Domantas Sabonis / Jarred Allen

What do you guys think of my team?

There has to be balance. As much as you can score, you’ll give up more. Then throw in that Kyrie will go awol, and Durant and Porter have crazy injury histories and it’s meh.

 

[David Hume]

Tobias Harris

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Definitely not. Mikal Bridges with Jokic would have been ****ing amazing but you blew that.

Nah, Siakam better. Would rather have an elite slasher than a guy like Bridges next to Jokic