Look for this correspondence sometime today. I’m leaning towards option A.
“Hello Earthlings,
As you can see we have your planet surrounded and all of your weapons are useless, as we have proven by turning your missiles to ghosts the Staples Center to sand. One week from today we will destroy all homo sapiens remaining on earth. In its current state earth is of no interest to us. Earth’s carrying capacity has been exceeded and your air and water fouled like Dramamom Green was guarding the planet. Our plan is to extirpate humans, plus Republicans, and return in several millennia to see if conditions for our habitation have improved.
But all hope for humans is not lost. We can upload both the physical traits and mental consciousness of all earth’s inhabitants per our assimilation protocol. We cannot offer cross domain uploads so no mixing or matching. I’m not at liberty to discuss the particulars but you will be treated more humanely than you deserve. However, it has to be your decision. You have one week. Your response to the survey will be final and if you choose ‘Beam Me Up” you will be immediately actioned into the Transfer Portal and snatched before John Calipari even gets a look. Think carefully—the SUBMIT button is final.”
We realize at your earth speed it feels a bit Rushed but if you choose not to decide you still have made a choice. Anything other than A is B.
A. Beam Me Up
B. Come At Me Bro
SUBMIT