Bed, Wed or Dead

[Shaggy]

Alright, I had to Google it -- you pansy *** wimp.

Bed Kardashian, without a doubt.
Wed Hilton, I could use the $$$ from the divorce.
Dead Lohan, no explanation needed.


There, is that what you wanted?

Oops, my bad. I forget that BYU fans need to be told exactly what to do sometimes.

 

[TroutBum]

Oops, my bad. I forget that BYU fans need to be told exactly what to do sometimes.

You owe me +5, jerk face.

 

[TroutBum]

Yup. They're horrible...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdGsKzmCgB0

Just when I think you can't get any gayer, you go and post something like this...






Ya, I still think you're gay, but DAMN, that made me hungry.

 

[Deleted member 95]

Marry Archie
Than proceed to **** Archie
Then kill Archie

...and bury him in my special place

 

[franklin]

Yup. They're horrible...

Dear Grandpa,

I realize you hail from the days when it was given up once a year, strictly with lights off, and none of this nasty five play pervertin'. Here's the thing though--it looks different in real life without bras and cameras to skew things.

Sincerely,

Guy who's not attracted to grandma boobs

 

[TroutBum]

Dear Grandpa,

I realize you hail from the days when it was given up once a year, strictly with lights off, and none of this nasty five play pervertin'. Here's the thing though--it looks different in real life without bras and cameras to skew things.

Sincerely,

Guy who's not attracted to females.

Fixed that for you.

 

[franklin]

Please. You could tie them in a bow behind her back.
Pounded poultry.
2 stages past ski slopes.
4 children into it.
Try to avoid them steamrollers.

 

[TroutBum]

Please. You could tie them in a bow behind her back.
Pounded poultry.
2 stages past ski slopes.
4 children into it.
Try to avoid them steamrollers.

I think I would happily become road paste underneath those.

 

[franklin]

I think I would happily become road paste underneath those.

I never said I wouldn't look past the Betty White ***** look for the rest of the package, but if I saw you two on a nudist beach I'd be tempted to ask if you were twins.

 

[TroutBum]

I never said I wouldn't look past the Betty White ***** look for the rest of the package, but if I saw you two on a nudist beach I'd be tempted to ask if you were twins.

Oh man, if only. I'd buy TWO full length mirrors, and then die of hunger.

 

[Shaggy]

You owe me +5, jerk face.

QFT

I get ya back

 

[TroutBum]

BTW, this thread and/or game sucks reindeer sac.

 

[Shaggy]

BTW, this thread and/or game sucks reindeer sac.

good thing we all like things that suck.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Who would you bed, wed and want dead!

Paris Hilton - Kim Kardashian - Lindsey Lohan



Bed Lohan
Wed Kardashian
Dead Hilton

Bed Hilton
Wed Kardashian
Dead Lohan

 

[Scat]

Just when I think you can't get any gayer, you go and post something like this...






Ya, I still think you're gay, but DAMN, that made me hungry.

I have to admit, watching this video makes my very gay.