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Breaking News: NBA upholds Houston appeal!

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In an unprecedented move, Adam Silver has rescinded the Jazz victory over Houston on March 23rd. GM Daryl Morey had filed the protest on the grounds that Derrick Favors was out of bounds and his basket should not have counted, which would have either sent the game into overtime or given the Rockets a chance to win the game. After reviewing game film, meeting with the officials from the game, and Joe Borgia, NBA Senior Vice President of Replay & Referee Operations, Mr. Silver made the following statement:

"While it is generally the principle of the NBA to let decisions and game results stand, the egregious error made on the night of March 23rd, between two teams ostensibly fighting for the final playoff position in the Western Conference, threatens to impugn the integrity of the league and the reputation of our officials. I have therefore decided to uphold the protest filed on behalf off the Houston Rockets by Daryl Morey. The victory by Utah has therefore been vacated. Since Houston did have a chance to tie or win and missed the final shot, the game is officially suspended as an 85-85 tie. If the outcome of the game will determine playoff composition or seeding, an overtime period will be played in Utah on April 14th, following the season ending game for both teams. If an overtime period is not needed, all stats from the game prior to Mr. Favors' disallowed shot will be recognized by the NBA."

Both Quin Snyder, coach of the Jazz and Dennis Lindsey, their General Manager, declined to comment. Jazz officials are expected to explore avenues to appeal the decision, although legal experts indicate there appear to be no options to do so under NBA bylaws.

www.espn.go.com/houston_rockets_win%appeal
 
This is historic. Players suiting up to play the 15 minute OT should be fun and I bet EVERYONE would be watching.


Great, free publicity for the NBA. (and the Jazz should we win)
 
This is historic. Players suiting up to play the 15 minute OT should be fun and I bet EVERYONE would be watching.


Great, free publicity for the NBA. (and the Jazz should we win)

oh, sheesh, TODAY is April 1. I thought it was yesterday. I rescind my statement about you being couch of the year. It came a day too early.
 
In other breaking news, the Jazz dancers have signed on a new starlet to appeal to a demographic of old, fat men looking for something a little more 'familiar'. Team President Randy Rigby stated, "We have plenty of thin, cute fake blonds in Alex, Ciara, Brianna, and Krissy... we have our fair share of Melody, Safari, and Lexie Brunnets... Golly gee, we even have a Ginger, Alyssa! But in a league that is defined by mismatches, Mimi provides us with a talent that none of our Dancers have. Unnatural booty and a post presence on the cheer squad!"

Dennis Lindsey further commented "We busted Steph Curry checking out a few of the more prominent "relief society arms" in the audience. Now that we know his weakenss, we aim to exploit it! Analytics further show that Draymond Green loves his fair share of that creamy cottage cheese. We expect Mimi will be a major distraction as we move threw round one of the playoffs."

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MIMI will propel us to the playoffs like no rally churro could!
 
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In other breaking news, the Jazz dancers have signed on a new starlet to appeal to a demographic of old, fat men looking for something a little more 'familiar'. Team President Randy Rigby stated, "We have plenty of thin, cute fake blonds in Alex, Ciara, Brianna, and Krissy... we have our fair share of Melody, Safari, and Lexie Brunnets... Golly gee, we even have a Ginger, Alyssa! But in a league that is defined by mismatches, Mimi provides us with a talent that none of our Dancers have. Unnatural booty and a post presence on the cheer squad!"

Dennis Lindsey further commented "We busted Steph Curry checking out a few of the more prominent "relief society arms" in the audience. Now that we know his weakenss, we aim to exploit it! Analytics further show that Draymond Green loves his fair share of that creamy cottage cheese. We expect Mimi will be a major distraction as we move threw round one of the playoffs."

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MIMI will propel us to the playoffs like no rally churro could!
You shouldn't have buried this important news in an April Fools thread.
 
Mine was funnier.

- After all, it was me who first started the tainted win over Huston stuff. The comedy now stems from the fact that I would continue it.
- My post came with pictures.
 
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