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Joe Bagadonuts said:
If the Jazz finish out the season with only a couple of losses they will pass those other teams even if they don't collapse. I have a feeling you haven't looked at the actual scenario, and are simply making the assumption that it would be nearly impossible to move up. I think their is a reasonable chance we will be calling you by a new user name in the not so distant future.
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Dude I’ve looked at every teams schedule remaining. I’m not trying to rain on our parade just being realistic. If we go 15-2 to close it’ll mean we’ve gone what, 31-32 and 4 to finish the season. Are we really that good ? That’s top 3 in the league good ?? I just think given all that’s happened it’s incredible we’re here and making the playoffs, just tempering expectations.
 
DownUnder said:
Dude I’ve looked at every teams schedule remaining. I’m not trying to rain on our parade just being realistic. If we go 15-2 to close it’ll mean we’ve gone what, 31-32 and 4 to finish the season. Are we really that good ? That’s top 3 in the league good ?? I just think given all that’s happened it’s incredible we’re here and making the playoffs, just tempering expectations.
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I think DownUnderDouche has a nice ring to it.
 
DownUnder said:
Dude I’ve looked at every teams schedule remaining. I’m not trying to rain on our parade just being realistic. If we go 15-2 to close it’ll mean we’ve gone what, 31-32 and 4 to finish the season. Are we really that good ? That’s top 3 in the league good ?? I just think given all that’s happened it’s incredible we’re here and making the playoffs, just tempering expectations.
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I think DownUnderDouche has a nice ring to it.
DownUnder said:
Fish im not betting against the Jazz in any way mate, just trying to predi


ct realistic playoff seedlings


your prediction then ??
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Not a prediction. An observation.
 
DownUnder said:
Weak. ... I’d expect some kind of thought out detail from you.
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Very well:

Let's start with the history and definition--Douching involves flushing the inside of the vagina with fluid, often squirted from a bottle, bag or tube. Ancient women across many cultures douched with honey, olive oil, or even wine in an effort to prevent pregnancy. It was common for medieval prostitutes to douche between clients, as STIs were rampant. Douchebag and its variants, or simply douche, are pejorative terms referring to an arrogant, obnoxious, or despicable person. The slang usage of the term originated in the 1960s. DownUnderDouche is a variant of douchebag, which refers to one who likes a good flush up the anus.

There are many indicators to determine whether you are dealing with a douche, including, but not limited to:

1)Someone stating they have no filter
2) Someone that shuts down enthusiastic people. Examples could include: Person 1: "I'm so excited to see X movie." Douche response: That movie sucks. Example 2: "I think my team can get a high seed in the playoffs." Douche response: "There is zero chance of that happening."
3)Reddit poster
4)People who respond to getting called out for being an ******* stating they were "joking".
5)John Edward
6) This guy:
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Eighteen games ago, on January 23, the Jazz were 9 games behind
DownUnder said:
Dude I’ve looked at every teams schedule remaining. I’m not trying to rain on our parade just being realistic. If we go 15-2 to close it’ll mean we’ve gone what, 31-32 and 4 to finish the season. Are we really that good ? That’s top 3 in the league good ?? I just think given all that’s happened it’s incredible we’re here and making the playoffs, just tempering expectations.
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...and getting ready to roll out a new user name.
 
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