For those of you who don't like Jimmer...

[BENTLEY]

I like your using "Jimmer" as an expletive (Taxi Driver). Very nice, spazz.

 

[Harambe]

May the Jimmer be with you... always.

 

[sirkickyass]

Nah, he has his ego thing to protect and is worried that I'm the best alpha candidate. Ask him, you'll see.

I am fiercely protective of my jazzfanz ecological niche.

He PM's me pictures like the one below on almost a daily basis with captions like "I know you look like this and I don't, but I'm a lawyer, so neener neener". True story.

Half true. A better example would be like this:

"I could look like this and women would still want me more than you."

 

[LogGrad98]

Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Jimmer is. You have to see it for yourself.

Use the Jimmer, Luke.

Do not try and bend the Jimmer. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth....there is no Jimmer.

He got a real pretty mouth ain't he? I bet he can squeal like a Jimmer. Weeeeeeee! Weeeeeee!

 

[fallenchicken]

https://www.nba.com/2011/news/featu...r-fredette-feature/index.html?ls=iref:nbahpt1

Obviously Scott Howard-Cooper just hates white people.

 

[Scat]

It's funny how so many NCAA schools passed on Jimmer despite his glossy high school stats. "He plays in a small school district. Those kind of numbers mean nothing against inferior competition." Jimmer has proved many a college silly for passing on him.

Now the NBA is on the clock. What will they do?

The difference I see between players such as Reddick and Jimmer is that Reddick was part of a good Duke team. Reddick was their specialist but they had other great players to compliment him. Duke would have still been better than average without JJ. BYU without Jimmer this year is, well, no better than the Utes. Jimmer is the Cougs.

I wonder if you were to swap Jimmer with Reddick on this year's BYU team if BYU would be as equally as good?

 

[Darkwing Duck]

Reddick wasn't much of a ball handler in college, so the swap would be unfair to Reddick.

 

[TroutBum]

I've been baptized by Jimmersion.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

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[NCJazz]

I like your using "Jimmer" as an expletive (Taxi Driver). Very nice, spazz.

I believe the first use of Jimmer as an expletive was on Battlestar Galactica though.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

I believe the first use of Jimmer as an expletive was on Battlestar Galactica though.

Na, Gone With the Wind was first... back in the day, that was definitely and expletive.

 

[TroutBum]

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This wins. +8