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Greg Oden waived

He should sign with the Suns as they have a miracle rehab and training staff as seen with their success with Grant Hill, Michael Redd, and others.
 
I'd be willing to bet (actual money) that he doesn't play a cumulative 48 minutes, in the NBA, from this point forward.

I will gladly take your money. $25.00 sound good to you? Of course, I will wait until he is physically ineligible to play (age, etc), which could be years -- but I expect you to pay me the second he hits 0:49.
 
If Greg Oden signs, I eagerly anticipate a new poster called Greg Oden's Dong.

For those of you that don't get it, google image Greg Oden, and then google image Santonio Holmes. Do it.
 
He should simply call it quits. Otherwise knowing his luck he'll be wheeling himself around in a chair by the time he's 30. Just not worth it.
 
Jesus Christ. Really? Really? REALLY! Greg Oden! A Greg Oden comeback is like Jerry West coming out of retirement. Posts this rediculous should be alcohol influenced. Stop making Larry Miller turn in his grave. Can't the poor guy rest?
 
High risk, low reward.

The guy's played 82 games in his entire career. Any developmental potential he had is long gone.
 
I also think we should pick up Greg Oden. Here is a guy who can do what it takes to win. He'll grab the rebounds and put the basket in the hole.

Scoring a basket is simple and complex. You have to be a scorer in this league to do it, but even a scrub can do it -- during warmups, that is.

2. It's probably easier to put a basket in the hole. I don't know, though, what if it's a small hole and a very large basket? And what if the hole then gets covered with dirt? Hey, that gives me a great idea for hiding my daughter's easter basket. But I digress.

I am glad, however, that good ol' James Naismith finally decided to put holes in his baskets. It must have been pretty boring watching guys on ladders retrieve the balls after every made shot. Let's just hope guys like CJ, Bell, Hayward and Howard soon have better luck putting the ball in the basket, or "in the hole." Otherwise all of us may be basket cases pretty soon.

I would probably put the ball in the basket.

If you're going to pretend to be someone smart you are going to try a little harder fake Craig.
On the flip side fake Craig, if you put some effort into pretending to be smart, you may actually make some progress.
 
I would probably put the ball in the basket.

If you're going to pretend to be someone smart you are going to try a little harder fake Craig.
On the flip side fake Craig, if you put some effort into pretending to be smart, you may actually make some progress.

I saw Dan Gadzuric play in a DLeague game last night. He was picked one spot higher than Boozer in the draft. He would be better than Oden imho.
 
Jesus Christ. Really? Really? REALLY! Greg Oden! A Greg Oden comeback is like Jerry West coming out of retirement. Posts this rediculous should be alcohol influenced. Stop making Larry Miller turn in his grave. Can't the poor guy rest?

Dude take some prozac or xanax or something.
 
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