Do you love me?
I apologize. The new Mississippi law that makes 8% alcohol beer is legal now. I'm taking advantage of it.
Well then yes, I love you too Cy.
Do you love me?
I apologize. The new Mississippi law that makes 8% alcohol beer is legal now. I'm taking advantage of it.
My boss once texted me that he loved me. I wasn't really sure where to go with that, so I replied that I loved him too and asked for a raise (pay raise you perverts).
My boss once texted me that he loved me. I wasn't really sure where to go with that, so I replied that I loved him too and asked for a raise (pay raise you perverts).
Rest of the story ...??
My wife switched phone carriers and was having her number switched over so she had a temporary number assigned during the switch for a couple days. She plugged it into my phone but then didn't delete it. Anyway, fast forward about 8 months and she's out of town and I send her some media (something I wouldn't want to be sent elsewhere) and she later tells me she never got it. Lo and behold I look back in my phone and since her name (the short version) is associated with that old number I realize it got sent to someone else. Found out it was an active number and left a message telling them what happened. Never heard anything, thank goodness. Was worried the phone belonged to some 12 year old girl or something.
Our home has a detached casita where my wife was partying before I got home from work (awaiting me to join).
She accidentally texted the following to MY mom;
"yo, babe, when you get home, bring some more beer and the lube."
So you need lube to get her moist?
It's a 'family-friendly' site, so I'll refrain from further explanation.
My wife switched phone carriers and was having her number switched over so she had a temporary number assigned during the switch for a couple days. She plugged it into my phone but then didn't delete it. Anyway, fast forward about 8 months and she's out of town and I send her some media (something I wouldn't want to be sent elsewhere) and she later tells me she never got it. Lo and behold I look back in my phone and since her name (the short version) is associated with that old number I realize it got sent to someone else. Found out it was an active number and left a message telling them what happened. Never heard anything, thank goodness. Was worried the phone belonged to some 12 year old girl or something.