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Have u ever texted The wrong person by accident

A few months back I meant to text a friend about going to a movie, but accidentally texted the wrong number. I'm now dating the the wrong number girl.
 
I once got a text from some guy's mother accusing him of stealing money from his father and that she was calling the police if the money was returned by that evening.

I texted her back that she had the wrong number which she thought was her son just ****ing with her. I thought oh well, I did my part - but my too nice wife actually called the woman to explain she was texting the wrong person.
 
I once got a text from some guy's mother accusing him of stealing money from his father and that she was calling the police if the money was returned by that evening.

I texted her back that she had the wrong number which she thought was her son just ****ing with her. I thought oh well, I did my part - but my too nice wife actually called the woman to explain she was texting the wrong person.

Oh man, golden opportunity wasted! I would've texted back, "You know what, Mom? Go **** yourself. And just so you know, I found dads secret stash of gay porn and his vibrators. I'm taking this money and going to Vegas to FINALLY be with Richard! Die DEVIL WOMAN!"
 
Oh man, golden opportunity wasted! I would've texted back, "You know what, Mom? Go **** yourself. And just so you know, I found dads secret stash of gay porn and his vibrators. I'm taking this money and going to Vegas to FINALLY be with Richard! Die DEVIL WOMAN!"

LOL - If it makes you feel any better about 20 years ago some Japanese guy called me on the phone asking to speak to Yoshi - I told him he had the wrong number. The knuckle head hung up the phone and then called me right back again. I told him in a fake Asian accent that Yoshi is dead.
 
LOL - If it makes you feel any better about 20 years ago some Japanese guy called me on the phone asking to speak to Yoshi - I told him he had the wrong number. The knuckle head hung up the phone and then called me right back again. I told him in a fake Asian accent that Yoshi is dead.

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