Hot Take on City Uni's

[Aneurism]

The unis coincided with a massive unexpected win rampage.. I'd rather not jinx us by getting rid of them or changing them.

 

[Revolution 9]

I get it. You are old and out of touch.

We are sexy, young, and hot.

We take selfies, you use a disposable camera.

We use tinder, you use Myspace.

We shop at DHGate, you shop at Sears.

We use Juno, you still use Uber.

You are still looking for that dislike button on Jazzfanz.

You are probably that guy at the arena wearing a jersey from 9 years ago.

Taste is all opinion, and yours smells of rotten onions. The city jerseys are straight fire, and if you don't agree you are wrong.

 

[Ron Mexico]

Fact is the players love them and love playing in them. That's enough to keep them around.

The players already asked if they could play every game in them.

We will see these or a variation for years to come.

 

[LavarRules]

They're dope but still like the Black Mamba City edition better. Next year LaVar Ball is suppose to design the City edition for the Lakers and it supposedly will have the Larry O'Brien trophy on it.

 

[LifeOnaPlate]

Me too. I would never wear them but they look cool on the players and with the court. I love he green ones. I think these are ugly but he jazz record in them cannot be denied. I think they have only lost one game in these jerseys.

3, actually. Jazz are 8-3 in city this year. Here's the uni breakdown:

Jazz are 14-15 in blue.
Jazz are 14-11 in white.
Jazz are 15-6 in gold.

We were .500 in blue until we lost game 1 of this series.

 

[7StraightIsGreat]

I get it. You are old and out of touch.

We are sexy, young, and hot.

We take selfies, you use a disposable camera.

We use tinder, you use Myspace.

We shop at DHGate, you shop at Sears.

We use Juno, you still use Uber.

You are still looking for that dislike button on Jazzfanz.

You are probably that guy at the arena wearing a jersey from 9 years ago.

Taste is all opinion, and yours smells of rotten onions. The city jerseys are straight fire, and if you don't agree you are wrong.

If this post is directed at my takes, I’m not quite sure what you’re arguing. I’m fine with the jersey and I think in combo with the matching court, it’s a really good look.

I just don’t think the Jazz should alter their official team colors in favor of the first City Edition uni that we’ve ever had. I guess there are a growing amount of Jazz fans that are cool with the idea of us looking like the 1980’s Astros. I’m certainly not in that category. I think it would be cool for the Jazz to keep the white and blue kits, make this current City Edition uni their official alternate in favor of the gold one, and continue with the idea of a new City Edition uni every couple years. If that makes me the old MySpacer that still shops at Sears, so be it.

Those were super clever analogies btw. Well done!