Jazz @ Grizzlies 6:00pm (MST) on ESPN

[fargon_sneaky_bastage]

So excited to finally put the DedEx Express to rest. Super happy for Mike, should be a special evening for him. Let's top it off with a win fellas!

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[framer]

It's a giant golf ball range with food... like bowling, but more fun and trendier. They have the internet in the outback right... look it up.

It's cool as a date because sports are on tv... you are whacking golf balls... and the ladies get to gab... its a nice activity to pass off as a date.

I don't golf, but I love Top Golf.

 

[DasJazz]

So what are the odds that Exum finally gets some run towards the end of the game tonight and Grayson pulls out the patented leg trip from his college days thus ending Exum's season?

The basketball gods by official decree state: The land of the living ded shall continue at all costs.

 

[Douchebag K]

Top golf? Wtf is that? **** i hate golf.

There’s one on the Gold Coast fool. It’s fun. Like a driving range converted into a bowling alley with good food and booze !

 

[Dali]

Side note... I am going to Top Golf with the wife and a few couples... I predict I get like 100 dirty looks from my wife as I focus in on the game and tune out every human around me... I'm going to put a pillow behind the couch just in case.

Top Golf.

Golfers swing. You may as well call golfers, swingers.

Going to meet other couples? I guess they will be swinging too.

Right, I get it, you're going to a swingers party.

Enjoy my friend.

Deciphering 101

 

[Rubashov]

It's a giant golf ball range with food... like bowling, but more fun and trendier. They have the internet in the outback right... look it up.

It's cool as a date because sports are on tv... you are whacking golf balls... and the ladies get to gab... its a nice activity to pass off as a date.

My bint likes golf, its one of things i dont like about her

 

[Rubashov]

There’s one on the Gold Coast fool. It’s fun. Like a driving range converted into a bowling alley with good food and booze !

Sounds ****, id watch golf if they replaced the balls with hand grenades

 

[enchilada_style]

So what are the odds that Exum finally gets some run towards the end of the game tonight and Grayson pulls out the patented leg trip from his college days thus ending Exum's season?

The basketball gods by official decree state: The land of the living ded shall continue at all costs.

I don't think our Grayson is playing tonight

 

[Jazzta]

Looks like we getting Doris tonight, who is it that had a fetish for her?

 

[Deleted member 95]

Looks like we getting Doris tonight, who is it that had a fetish for her?

/raises hand

 

[Rubashov]

/raises hand

Just a hand?

 

[Jazzta]

Conley gonna get lots of luvs tonight.

 

[SCS]

Control the pace, keep Ja out of his comfort zone on offense, and execute on both ends. Should be a W.

 

[JazzyFresh]

Exum

10 minutes 42 points, 7 assist, 15 rebounds

 

[Jazzta]

Deservedly so

Absolutely.

 

[Ellipse]

Grizz fans giving Conley a warm welcome during introductions.

 

[str8line]

Goooooooooo Dante! He might not be the X-factor anymore(to me at least) but wouldn't it be insane if he somehow has gotten better and has a career year. He's like a lottery ticket.

 

[str8line]

Memphis fans all jealous of our team.

 

[nateboz]

This color scheme looks like the early 2000s jazz vs the pacers

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[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Side note... I am going to Top Golf with the wife and a few couples... I predict I get like 100 dirty looks from my wife as I focus in on the game and tune out every human around me... I'm going to put a pillow behind the couch just in case.

Man, I gotta get down there. Love me some top golf.

Never forget. Now i dont know if he was doing it to draw a foul or just lost his balance and fell as dramatic as possible, either way still hilarious.

Wow!! That brings me back. I remember that. Worst flop timing ever. Lol