The whole interview process can get pretty annoying. Alot of 'em are just jerking you around and ask a bunch of stupid, worthless b.s. to fill time. If I think I'm being jerked around, and I have been a time or two, then I get down with some Eric Cartmanisms to answer their garbage. Hell, if I get bored with life and droppin' them hung dolls off the overpasses gets boring, I might go on job interviews just to **** with them *******. That's in line right after test driving and almost buying cars from the biggest dicks in this state, making them stay to 2 in the morning with all the dickering and lost keys and all. Just cause it'd feel good I tell ya.
Interviewer: What's your greatest weakness?
Me: I'm an alcoholic. (Long pause. As soon as they start to respond) I used to drink on work nights ALL THE TIME. But I'm getting older and more responsible. I have kids. I'm over that stage in life.
Interviewer: What's your greatest weakness?
Me: I'm an alcoholic. (Long pause. As soon as they start to respond) I used to drink on work nights ALL THE TIME. But I'm getting older and more responsible. I have kids. I'm over that stage in life.