Job Interviews

[CONAN]

I've found with many job interviews they just want to see if you can get along with others and problem solve without involving management. You can get a good feel for that in an interview but plenty of people are good at faking it, too.

Way back in the day I interviewed at Stouffers for some menial job but the pay was good and the lady asked why I wanted the job. I decided to be brutally honest and said "For the money". She almost fell out of her chair and said "Hey, at least you're honest".

 

[C l u t c H 385]

Can ya drive souped-up hot rods fast, hard, and fancy without killin everybuddy, Clutch? I kinda been keepin a look-out for a good wheelman for gitawayz, ya know?

You would be perfect...if they gits us at a roadblock, er sumthin, you could be the mouthpiece, too, see?

Where do I sign? American cars only though.