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Great minds and all that. I've got a gripe, go to the pub, meet great girl, don't ask her for phone number. Jesus i'm stupid sometimes.
First time I met my wife we hit it off big time. She went home late that night and I realized I never got get number.

Luckily saw her a few weeks later and got her number.

This obviously means that chick you met at the bar is your future wife.
 
First time I met my wife we hit it off big time. She went home late that night and I realized I never got get number.

Luckily saw her a few weeks later and got her number.

This obviously means that chick you met at the bar is your future wife.

why would you wish that on anybody? well she could do worse...
 
Asthma is a made up disease.

I do hear pot helps with real diseases though, like sobriety.

If by made up you mean we made it by over industrializing our living spaces then yes. I can assure you that it is very real and very crappy.
 
Burks should have dunk that THANGGGG
Fo sho. He ain't right. I'm drunk as ****. If I had to guess then I would say I have had around 20 shots at this punt
 
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