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The story of jgolds written by J*** Golds*****

I was born like most human beings. Forced into this world cold and wet.. To be perfectly honest being born was the probably my most embarrassing moment.. how can you beat cold wet and naked while everyone is looking at you and smiling.. awkward if i do say so myself. At the hospital i was put under a light because I had problems.. i was a funny color or something like that... then i was measured and weighed. I was 21 inches long and 9 pounds 6 ounces... (or something like that) from there i was taking home by two loving parents.

we now are brought to my childhood. First notable memory i have was of kindergarten. we were sitting in our circle getting ready to go home for the day. i had my back pack strap in my mouth and while sitting there chew on the back pack a kid came over and ripped it out of my mouth and caused me to lose my first tooth along with make the other 3 loose... Needless to say i made a killing off the tooth fairy that week. I grew up like any kid, making good and bad choices.. playing fun games like ghost in the grave yard and hid and seek, and cops and robbers. nothing abnormal.

Then i moved to Idaho where i spent my teenage years.... blah blah blah... this is kind of boring. my story is done.
the end

This is a truly tragic end to a normal life: "moved to Idaho. . . . . done." If only your parents had abandoned you in some better place, like East LA, it would have all worked out.
 
I AM the Anti-Corbin!
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My rotations worked perfectly as the Wildcats (my daughter's soccer team) won in decisive fashion today: 5-2. We dominated the game. And I made a couple of defensive adjustments in the final period to preserve the win (the equivalent of playing a Favors/Kanter combination).
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Of course it also helps to have a Kobe-type player on the team (not my daughter). This girl loves to control the ball all over the field, but in a good way...she's a great scorer but will also try to pass if covered. As for daughter, she's more like Dikembe Mutombo. She loves to play front defender, challenge the dribbler and then just kill the ball downfield when she gets an opening. She evened blocked a kick with her forehead today! I told her that deserved an ice cream.

Awesome.
 
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