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Mike Tyson vs. the guys who almost botched the Crowder deal -- Kings @ Jazz 3/17/18 7:00 PM MST

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The Jazz continue their hot streak after bumping off the Phoenix Suns in a street fight. As Ricky Rubio has sustained a knee injury secondary to the altercation, his status is questionable and the Jazz have signed David Stockton, son of Jazz legend John Stockton (more on this later), to a 10-day contract.

The Jazz have won 20 of their last 22 and are now on an 8-game winning streak. I wanted to take a moment to provide a shout-out to one of the unsung heroes of this streak who has been giving it his all and is arguably leading the charge. None other than the King himself:

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Iron Mike stands at 8-0 in game threads, which includes a previous defeat of the Kings. The Kings donned their city jerseys the last time we faced:

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I honestly have no idea what a lion has to do with the city of Sacramento or the state of California, but one thing is for certain: I’d rather have this king and his tiger than those Kings and their lion.

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The Kings nearly screwed up the Jae Crowder trade at the deadline. They tried to send us Georgios Papagiannis, a player they wanted to waive, without us agreeing to this. Papagiannis was selected with the 13th pick in the 2016 NBA draft as a significant reach. The Kings, looking to save the embarrassment of waiving their 13th pick from a year and a half ago, sought to dump him in the deal.

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The Kings are complete garbage and, honestly, it’s challenging to even find them noteworthy of mention, so I won’t.

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We will steer this in another direction and take a couple trips down memory lane. Profiled below are some of our notable common ties.

Phil Johnson:

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Johnson, originally from southeast Idaho, attended both Utah State University and Weber State University. Phil got his first professional coaching gig as an assistant to the Chicago Bulls, where he coached then-player Jerry Sloan. He was promoted from this position to being the head coach of the Kings franchise while they were located in Kansas City and Omaha. He returned to the Bulls as an assistant to Sloan after four seasons with the Kings, which included the NBA Coach of the Year award in 1975. He served as interim head coach of the Bulls after they let Sloan go. He followed Jerry to the Jazz the following season but then left to head coach the Kings again and, during his tenure, they relocated to Sacramento. He then returned to Utah for the duration of his career.

Eric Leckner and Bobby Hansen:

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In the summer of 1990, these two were packaged, along with a second round pick and a first round pick (that both materialized into nothing), in a three-team trade that returned Jeff Malone to the Jazz. Leckner had just come off a season averaging a blistering 4.3 PPG. Bobby Hansen had played 7 years with Utah and averaged 7.6 PPG the season prior to the trade. Leckner and Hansen combined for 9.3 PPG for Sacramento that following year. In return, the Jazz received Jeff Malone, who was coming off a season where he put up 24.3 PPG for the Washington Bullets. He spent 3.5 seasons in Utah where he averaged 18.6 PPG, 20.2 PPG, 18.1 PPG, and 16.4 PPG, respectively. Midway through his final season in Utah, he was traded to Philadelphia for Jeff Hornacek. He then spent the next year and a half averaging 17 PPG but then fell down to 5.8 PPG. Meanwhile, Hornacek gave the Jazz 6.5 years and was part of Utah’s “big three.”

Bottom line: Thank you Leckner, Hansen, Sacramento, Washington, and Philly!

Jim Les:

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A fairly insignificant player with the exception that we have a poster @JimLes here with his name as the moniker.

Keon Clark:

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A guy who had a pretty good run in Toronto in the 2001-2002 season, he was discussed often on Jazz message boards at that time as a potential piece for our team. After a run in Sacramento the next year, the Kings packaged him with two second round draft picks to the Jazz in exchange for a second round pick. He ended up only playing two games for the Jazz and scoring 4 points. At the trade deadline, he was packaged with Ben Handlogten and sent to the Phoenix Suns in exchange for Tom Gugliotta, two first round draft picks, and one second round draft pick. The draft picks later ended up being Kirk Snyder and Gordon Hayward. Kirk Snyder was later traded to re-obtain Greg Ostertag. More on that later.
Moral of the story: we got a lot for this guy, both in terms of what we obtained for taking him, in addition to what we obtained by trading him.

Fun fact: this guy always looked so much older than his age.

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Olden Polynice:

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Born in Haiti and the 8th pick in the 1987 draft. Played 5 years with the Kings before landing on the Jazz for a two-season stint from 1999-2001. He opted out of the last year of his contract with the Jazz that would have paid him a little over $2M, only to find himself out of the league, sans playing two games for the LA Clippers two seasons later. The downside? The off-season he opted out we replaced him with John Amaechi.

Why he’s interesting: he was arrested for impersonating a police officer, pulling people over on the highway, his name spells police if you take out the y and the n, and he also allegedly punched a man “in the kidney” on a golf course and “spit in his eye.”

JazzFanz factoid: his police issues inspire the username of @olden_undercover

Greg Ostertag:

A staple of the Stockton and Malone era, and often the punching bag of Larry Miller, Jerry Sloan, and Jazz Nation in general. Drafted as the heir-apparent to Mark Eaton, Greg spent the first 9 years of his career in Utah. After a good run in the playoffs and battling Olajuwon quite well (would have been nice to get some Clutch Fans reactions to that series), he ended up getting a $39M contract that left him the highest paid player on the team for a period of time, higher than Stockton, Malone, and Hornacek.

In the summer of 2005, he signed with the Kings as a free agent. The following summer, the Jazz, as part of a 5-team trade that @LoPo could only dream of, traded 3 of their first round picks from the previous 4 years to re-acquire Tag where he finished out his final season of his career with the Jazz.

JazzFanz factoid: Greg Ostertag’s performance against Tim Duncan in the summer league was dominating. This fact has been a favorite in Jazz Nation circles over the decades to reference the meaninglessness of summer league games and dominance. This gives inspiration to the username of our very own @Ostertag>Duncan

Below: a video of Ostertag dancing in his undies at a Kings season-ticket-holder event. As a bonus, there’s some footage of Harpring going at Peja.



Ronnie Price:

An alumnus of, what was then, Utah Valley State College, Ronnie Price went undrafted. He signed a contract with the Sacramento Kings and played two seasons from 2005-2007. He then was signed by the Jazz and spent four seasons in Utah backing up Deron Williams. I had returned from a mission during his rookie season and had moved to Orem that following summer, across the freeway from UVSC. I had been informed that Ronnie was dating a girl in the apartment next to us. I was previously unaware of who he was. However, he would always park his car (forget what it was, I’m wanting to say a BMW) in the middle of two parking spots.

Most notably, he posterized the hell out of Carlos Boozer:



David Stockton:

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On April 30, 2003, David’s father, John Stockton, was in Sacramento where he suited up for the last time as the Jazz were bumped from the playoffs. 12 years later, David suits up for the Kings for three games. He had previously been with them earlier this season but did not register any game time. Fresh off signing a 10-day contract with the Jazz, he may possibly make his debut against his former team depending on injury status of Ricky Rubio. The Jazz had previously had Michael Stockton on a few summer league squads. David’s college career is fairly unremarkable. Interestingly, he has put up some fairly impressive numbers in the D-League beyond what you would have expected from his college play, such as averaging 20 PPG and 9.5 APG his first year. You can find that here.

With Stockton, the Jazz now have two players whose fathers have played for the Utah Jazz. In the Jae Crowder trade, the Jazz picked up the rights to swap 2024 second round picks with the Cleveland Cavaliers. League sources have confirmed Dennis Lindsey desired this pick to obtain the draft rights to John Lucas IV.

Let’s go for 9-0!

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Kinda disappointed no reference was made to one of the all-time Jazz fan favorites...Big Dawg Antoine Carr. His two best seasons in the NBA were with the Kings before eventually becoming a part of the greatest Jazz teams ever.
 
So much win.
Love the Lopo reference. Everything about Tag (lol at him dancing in his undies) and I love how I always have no idea what is fact or fiction in these threads.

I also never knew about Tag dominating Duncan in SL so I learned something.
 
Jersey numbers of Leckner and Hansen are... interesting.

Because of Spida and lil bitch boy? I’m hoping that was intentional
 
Hess threads have made this playoff push even more fun than normal.

I got fracted from my pics in the last thread (deservedly so) so this time no semi porn.
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I love how I always have no idea what is fact or fiction in these threads.
Everything in this thread is 100% factual.

In fact, in any thread, it’s probably at least 90% factual. Any time you see a date or a reference to something that happened, all of those things are true.
 
Kinda disappointed no reference was made to one of the all-time Jazz fan favorites...Big Dawg Antoine Carr. His two best seasons in the NBA were with the Kings before eventually becoming a part of the greatest Jazz teams ever.
Hmm, yes I did miss him. Here was my list of honorable mentions (clearly he would have topped it):

Pete Chillcut
Ty Corbin
Mikki Moore
Jason Hart
Tony Massenburg
 
This is a must lose for Sacramento after a 2-game winning streak. Easy W.
Their FO is probably in panic mode.

"Guys, what are we going to do about all these (2) wins! I need solutions!"
 
That pic of Mike Tyson with the tiger was probably taken in his backyard LOL.

Legend has it; He's at some zoo on a private showing with then wife Robin Givens, ends up offering a zookeeper 10 grand to let him into the silver-back gorilla cage to fight an alpha that was picking on the others.
 
That pic of Mike Tyson with the tiger was probably taken in his backyard LOL.

Legend has it; He's at some zoo on a private showing with then wife Robin Givens, ends up offering a zookeeper 10 grand to let him into the silver-back gorilla cage to fight an alpha that was picking on the others.
I would have paid a lot of money to see that. Gorilla would almost certainly kill him but if iron mike landed a clean shot then i would be interested to see how well the gorilla could take a punch from maybe the hardest hitter of all time.
 
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