Nicknames for the New Guys - 2022-23 Edition

[Release the Kraken]

The Kessler effect, also known as Kessler syndrome - Lernabit

Learn about The Kessler effect, also known as Kessler syndrome, by @aaron on Lernabit

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[Udidthizz]

Kelly Olynyk - the big O. Nobody remembers Oscar Robertson anyway.

Alternatively, the bigger O, medium sized O or the small o.
Clinical Olynykal. Puts on a clinic Olynyk.

 

[LogGrad98]

Ochai Agbaji: King of the Bench!

More like vassal, amirite?

 

[sahlensguy]

Lord Voldemort

Praise Markk amen

Holyfyk

 

[Eddie Zero]

Ochai Agbaji: King of the Bench!

Don't you mean trade bait? No reason to bench a rookie with his versatility off ball unless you are trying to save him from injuries.

 

[Agent#00]

Kelly Olynyk - the big O. Nobody remembers Oscar Robertson anyway.

Alternatively, the bigger O, medium sized O or the small o.
Clinical Olynykal. Puts on a clinic Olynyk.

Lord Ostertag want to talk to you

 

[fishonjazz]

I think Tex should stick for Kessler.
V-8 is pretty good for Vanderbilt since his motor is probably his best attribute. Vando of course works as well.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I have some new nicknames for Talen Horton Tucker

The Down Payment

Dr. Seuss (the Horton reference, plus his game is kind of Dr. Seussy in that it's hilarious, weird, unique, and amazing)

 

[MT Steve]

View: https://streamable.com/30o2zk


Talen Horton-Dunker

 

[Peter Effin' Parker]

Markannen, Olynyk, Kessler: The Ivory Towers

 

[Domino]

We should call Kessler the BFG (big friendly giant) cuz he kinda looks like the giant in that movie and he’s tall.


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[Saint Cy of JFC]

Markannen, Olynyk, Kessler: The Ivory Towers

Great name

 

[porfavors]

Simone Fontecchio - Il Monte Fonte
Collin Sexton - X Games

 

[fishonjazz]

i think will hardy looks like the younger fbi agent in the mindhunters tv series


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[ekimebirt]

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[LogGrad98]

i think will hardy looks like the younger fbi agent in the mindhunters tv series


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Man I wish that one would get a new season. Brilliant show. Loved it.

 

[Eddie Zero]

Lauri Marksman in

you know he is going to start bricking everything now right?

 

[Eddie Zero]

Simone Fontecchio - Il Monte Fonte
Collin Sexton - X Games

more like no game for bull now that he is hurt again. the other guy might not even be on the roster by december 15th

 

[LogGrad98]

you know he is going to start bricking everything now right?

He has been from 3 this season already. Way below his career averages.

 

[MT Steve]

i think will hardy looks like the younger fbi agent in the mindhunters tv series

That was literally the very first thing I thought when I saw a picture of Will Hardy for the first time.