Nicknames for the New Guys - 2022-23 Edition

[Eddie Zero]

He has been from 3 this season already. Way below his career averages.

wasn't that great from 3 last season either by the looks of it, but he definitely can score at the rim better than I realized since he always seemed like a stretch 4 but is now jumping 3 to 4 to 3 like in Cavs jersey

 

[Stars Fan]

Don't know if this had already been suggested but I like
King in the North
For Markannen

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[Saint Cy of JFC]

Don't know if this had already been suggested but I like
King in the North
For Markannen

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Better than the finnisher

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Walker Kessler Nickname: (continuing GoT inspired nicknames)

The White Walker

 

[porfavors]

Ainge is Littelfinger

 

[Elizah Huge]

The Finnisher is an awesome nickname. Let’s leave it at that.

 

[Eddie Zero]

The Finnisher is an awesome nickname. Let’s leave it at that.

Thats one he has had though, so a mod to it seems fair.
I like the Finnish Hammer myself, thanks to his new affinity for posterizing others after a long timespan where he wouldn't say boo to a goose, and he is of course from Finland lol

 

[kash]

Has the Finnish Freak been suggested yet? Not going thru this whole thread, sorry

 

[David Hume]

Markkanen: The Winter Warrior.

 

[Coach Ellis]

I like simple and easy nicknames.

Still think King of the North and the Finnisher are the best two for Lauri.

Vando is already established - although V8 is pretty good branding.

Sex Machine - needs no explanation (I hope).

Kelly “Punchable” Olynyk - we all know it’s true no matter how well he’s playing right now.

Kessler looks like a “Babyface” to me.

Italian Stallion for Fontecchio might be boring, but it still seems to work/fit pretty well.

THT is fine. Although, I did get a solid laugh out if Talen “Mother” Horton-Tucker.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Malik Beasley = Elvis

For his hip shaking celebrations.

 

[porfavors]

Malik Beasley = Elvis

For his hip shaking celebrations.

Elvis Beastley

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

New nickname just dropped. Saw it in JazzAve thread. White Death was a Finnish sniper in WW2

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Inspired by Halloween… Vando could be The Vandy Man.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Inspired by Halloween… Vando could be The Vandy Man.

This deserves a slap on the wrist

 

[LogGrad98]

New nickname just dropped. Saw it in JazzAve thread. White Death was a Finnish sniper in WW2

SOLD!

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

This deserves a slap on the wrist

Imma tell
Boler that one and he gonna use it every broadcast.

 

[JohnnyClutch]

Mar-Krakken