Billy, you just aren't as sweet as you used to be.
I think the Roy comparisons are somewhat fair in terms of a single skill/attribute in which they have both excelled at their respective levels of play, viz. the one I mentioned in my post. If this is truly driving you crazy I'd recommend that you take a big dose of cialis and go to a club that always runs a valentine's day theme.
I've got the Roy/Turner comparisons separated from my personal happiness just fine. But this is the place where these things get talked about. And when I talk about it, my opinion is that Turner is vastly overrated. I might turn out to be really, really wrong. I'll be here when he proves me wrong.
But I would say Top 3 picks in any NBA draft are always considered Can't Miss on some level. They're always guys that are thought will develop into All Stars. Everyone always wants to trade up to get one of these future All Stars. Without further adieu, here's the top 3 misses from 2006 going down, (misses defined as didn't turn out to be all that great):
2006: Morrison (3)
2005: Williams (Marvin) (2) (won't include Bogut, but he's hardly what you dream of as a #1)
2004: Okafor (2); Gordon (3) -- these are not bad players. They're not all stars. This is about what I expect for Turner. Both are disappointments relative to where they were selected, though.
2003: Milicik (2) -- unbelievable freakin draft this was
2002: Williams (Jay) (2); Dunleavy (3); and just for fun, this draft went Gooden, Jeffries, Wagner, a Greek Guy, Caron Butler, Curtis Freakin Borchardt, and THEN Amare Stoudemire.
2001: Brown (1); Chandler (2); and terrible Pau Gasol at 3
2000: Martin (1); Swift (2); Miles (3) -- the trifecta
1999: Francis (2) -- he was good depending on your perspective, but he sucked compared to my perspective.
1998: Olowakandi (1); LaFrentz (3)
1997: Van Horn (2)
In other words, at least one of every top 3 every single year turns out to be not nearly as good as advertised or a complete bust. Turner is my pick to keep the tradition going. Seems crazy now. But somebody is going to be that guy unless history changes miraculously this year.