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It's actually 54.10. I know it seems like the 10 doesn't even matter, like it's almost nothing compared to the 54, but don't short-change the BYU fans. Give them credit for trying as hard as they could, even though they failed miserably.

Don't give him that much credit, that was surely not a score reference built into the price. That's the standard price, not a Duck Rodgers/BYU fan special or anything. I think he was calculating shirt price + small profit margin + the amount that ticket prices have risen since Utah hooked onto the Pac 12 money train. Nothing wrong with Utah fans getting creative to be able to afford tickets. The economy is rough, man. He's got to get season tickets out of a 10 print run.
 
Don't give him that much credit, that was surely not a score reference built into the price. That's the standard price, not a Duck Rodgers/BYU fan special or anything. I think he was calculating shirt price + small profit margin + the amount that ticket prices have risen since Utah hooked onto the Pac 12 money train. Nothing wrong with Utah fans getting creative to be able to afford tickets. The economy is rough, man. He's got to get season tickets out of a 10 print run.

The gas station attendant business is rough these days?
 
The gas station attendant business is rough these days?

You still use gasoline? I met a guy at stadium of fire wearing a "quest for perfection" t-shirt that turned me on to a company that will soon make gasoline obsolete.

Basically the company makes a powder that you mix with water and pour into your gas tank. It gives you 400 MPG with just one Tsp of powder.

He had a sign on the back of his 94' Aerostar mini van that said he is making $9,450/month working 5 hrs a week from home by selling this stuff. All I need to do to get to his level is sign up 17 people and have those 17 people sign up 17 people and so on for 17 levels beneath me.

So far I've signed up Billy Enforcy from down the street, and if you want to sign up that will make you #2. I'm offering free "Rise Up" t shirts to the first 10 people who get in my down line. Lemme know.
 
You still use gasoline? I met a guy at stadium of fire wearing a "quest for perfection" t-shirt that turned me on to a company that will soon make gasoline obsolete.

Basically the company makes a powder that you mix with water and pour into your gas tank. It gives you 400 MPG with just one Tsp of powder.

He had a sign on the back of his 94' Aerostar mini van that said he is making $9,450/month working 5 hrs a week from home by selling this stuff. All I need to do to get to his level is sign up 17 people and have those 17 people sign up 17 people and so on for 17 levels beneath me.

So far I've signed up Billy Enforcy from down the street, and if you want to sign up that will make you #2. I'm offering free "Rise Up" t shirts to the first 10 people who get in my down line. Lemme know.

This isn't just one of those multi-level marketing schemes is it?
 
This isn't just one of those multi-level marketing schemes is it?

No. This is network marketing.

btw, feel free to sign up. No College degree required, and our company offers child care services for large families once you hit double platinum super gold star level.
 
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You still use gasoline? I met a guy at stadium of fire wearing a "quest for perfection" t-shirt that turned me on to a company that will soon make gasoline obsolete.

Basically the company makes a powder that you mix with water and pour into your gas tank. It gives you 400 MPG with just one Tsp of powder.

He had a sign on the back of his 94' Aerostar mini van that said he is making $9,450/month working 5 hrs a week from home by selling this stuff. All I need to do to get to his level is sign up 17 people and have those 17 people sign up 17 people and so on for 17 levels beneath me.

So far I've signed up Billy Enforcy from down the street, and if you want to sign up that will make you #2. I'm offering free "Rise Up" t shirts to the first 10 people who get in my down line. Lemme know.

You are one Uteard I would love to have a beer with
 
No. This is network marketing.

btw, feel free to sign up. No College degree required, and our company offers child care services for large families once you hit double platinum super gold star level.

Is a background check req'd?
If there is an initial buy-in of this powdered gasoline, does the company offer financing .. with VERY little down .. and is bad credit okay? (also, what is the late charge if I make my monthly payment past the due date?)

Thanks, I'm starting to get really excited!!! I may call my mom to be my first person beneath me.
 
He had a sign on the back of his 94' Aerostar mini van that said he is making $9,450/month working 5 hrs a week from home by selling this stuff. All I need to do to get to his level is sign up 17 people and have those 17 people sign up 17 people and so on for 17 levels beneath me.

Aerostar van advertising? Psshaw. I use high tech, top of the line, hand-written signs strategerly placed at on and off ramps which read "Millionaire with a sharpie and cardboard seeks apprentice". I'd be a gazillionaire if it weren't for all the competition from pan handlers squatting on my spots.

Thanks, I'm starting to get really excited!!! I may call my mom to be my first person beneath me (again).

fixed.
 
I didnt expect a ton of response from smart human beings, but I was hoping for a little more input from Lawyer people. Sirkickyfes, where are you in my time of need?
 
Aerostar van advertising? Psshaw. I use high tech, top of the line, hand-written signs strategerly placed at on and off ramps which read "Millionaire with a sharpie and cardboard seeks apprentice". I'd be a gazillionaire if it weren't for all the competition from pan handlers squatting on my spots.

fixed.

Dam. I was wondering who's copying my racket.

"as usual" might be a truer "fix". . . .

you guys are cracking me up.
 
I didnt expect a ton of response from smart human beings, but I was hoping for a little more input from Lawyer people. Sirkickyfes, where are you in my time of need?

you really don't have a clue how it works. Copyright issues have become the bread and butter income for a lot of media types already. They do a logo, hire twenty sharpie lawyers and a hundred paralegals who patrol the internet and highways looking for "actionable cases". The file suit, and drum up the case to be a multimillion issue, hoping the turkeys will settle for whatever they actually have.

Jesse Jackson, you have good students on your extortion racket.

The only way you won't pay with the shirt off your back, and everything your mother has, is if you can afford forty lawyers, and sue them good enough to make it stick. Or scare them enough they just leave you alone.
 
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