Quotes from Heat forums-"oh my god i wanna cut my d*** off watching this"

[JimLes]

Do we know if this Heat fan ended up self-castrating or not?

 

[Ellipse]

Do we know if this Heat fan ended up self-castrating or not?

I'd rather not know.

 

[JazzFever]

Basketball is a simple game. 10 men run around the court putting the ball through the hoop back and fourth and after 48 minutes, the Jazz win.

That is just chef's kiss perfect. I had a tear in my eye and was rolling in laughter at the same time.

 

[LogGrad98]

I looked at the standings and was like we moving up today! Then I saw we were playing the jazz and I was like damn.

Prescient

I’m sorry...we’re about to get JINGLED

Also prescient.

Alright last night Utah had 4 players shoot 25+ points so there’s no way they can be that hot again on a b2b game right? ._.

Hmmm

This supposed to be the hottest team in the NBA rn? Idk chief, shiettttttt lol



I’m not impressed so far lol

Wait for it....

Bozack Bojangles and Joe Pringles are gonna pop and not stop tonight. Whistling buttholes after they are done with us. Like the sound coming from a seashell

lolol best quote. It really is poetry, damn near a haiku

I don't know how this works. Should I be scared of Royce O'neale and Georges

Yes. Very.

This game also shows how elite the Jazz are, coming off a b2b against the Bucks without Conley and they're still playing great.

This guy gets it.

I feel like we're lucky Utah couldn't shoot in the first

This guy also gets it.

What the actual **** happened

Perfectly encapsulates all of our competition recently.

These Jazz 3rd stringers are trash af

Gotta take what solace you can bro.

Let’s be fair. Jazz are amazing this year. They look sharp, healthy and lethal. They just nail their stuff for 48 minutes and have it working on all cylinders.

Another guy that gets it.

Dread it. Run from it. Gobert still wait

FEAR THE MOTHER****ING HYDRA BITCH!!

 

[infection]

If any lurker is out there looking for a good username, or if anyone is looking to fire up an alt, “Whistling Buttleholes” should be high on the username list.

 

[LogGrad98]

If any lurker is out there looking for a good username, or if anyone is looking to fire up an alt, “Whistling Buttleholes” should be high on the username list.

That's the new name for our punk band.

 

[colton]

It's our "cloning Joe Ingles project". It's still in early phase so the prototype called Bojan is unable to show emotions.

Lol!

 

[JimLes]

I'd rather not know.

I'm just worried about the mental health of opposing fans, what with the way the Jazz have been playing.

 

[JazzGal]

This was some fun reading. I love the fans who don't watch the Jazz and think their team has a chance. And then see how it dawns on them why we are top of the NBA.

I love this team. Hydra Forever!

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[LifeOnaPlate]

"Dread it. Run from it. Gobert still waits."

nice!

 

[fishonjazz]

If any lurker is out there looking for a good username, or if anyone is looking to fire up an alt, “Whistling Buttleholes” should be high on the username list.

I was just about to give another shout-out to the phrase "whistling buttholes". Such a good phrase.
I would like to shake that heat fans hand. After he washes it though.

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[Bodhi]

That’s a gross fan base. Worst of all the threads so far this season.

 

[Gameface]

That’s a gross fan base. Worst of all the threads so far this season.

...Florida. whatcha gonna do?

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[Bodhi]

...Florida. whatcha gonna do?

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Realest of talk.

 

[hhoop]

This year, I've noticed Rudy running on the fast break; is this a new part of his game or was I slow to pick up on it?

He doesn't have to play as many minutes and I bet that is making a difference in both his energy level and the strategy. I think he has always had it as a part of his game. Now it's just a bigger part.

 

[porfavors]

LOL we score our 4th point of the quarter and the Jazz coach calls a timeout to “halt our momentum”

 

[porfavors]

Niang is a solid player. Utah is filled is all around solid players.

 

[LogGrad98]

Not

Not sure where that gif came from but I find it mildly disturbing.

 

[colton]

Not

Not sure where that gif came from but I find it mildly disturbing.

My guess is that it's the "get loud" thing they play in the arena before the fourth quarter.

 

[Hekate]

This year, I've noticed Rudy running on the fast break; is this a new part of his game or was I slow to pick up on it?

He used to run down the lane as an option for a pass but this year he is running to pull in defenders so others can get their shots off. If the basket is not there, he is settled in so we can quickstart our sets.

Notice how he doesn't even inbound the ball. When the ballhandler brings the ball up, he is already there setting screens.